View Full Version : A link for you Christians among us...
Gary B
13/07/2005, 09:01 PM
http://sexinchrist.com/
Happy reading....
Fisheye
14/07/2005, 06:27 AM
Gary, you aint let off that easy. It is condemed to have sex between men and men. Hence the destruction of Sodom and Gomorah.
Gary B
14/07/2005, 06:39 AM
Not saying that I subscribe to the retoric...But it is funny. Ya gotta admit that.
beachbum
14/07/2005, 07:47 AM
yer worth a read ay
Gary B
14/07/2005, 10:54 AM
so beachy, goner print off a copy and give it to beck??
Fisheye
14/07/2005, 02:26 PM
the problem gary is that you cant have sexual relations either with yourself or with someone else before marriage. So beachbum wont have any luck on that one! But all the greeks do it anyways, so if beck is greek?
Oh and because something isnt written in the bible doesnt mean its ok.
Once your married you are free to explore with your wife, as long as its with eachother and dont over abuse your body. My opinion anyways.
Thats why christians usually get married early, because its soo hard.
exbunobooga
14/07/2005, 03:34 PM
Wah so you cant even squeeze a few rounds off the pump action shotgun with thelma thumb and her 4 lovely daughters?
metalheadsurfer
14/07/2005, 04:32 PM
shutup fisheye you fuckin christian faggot, the bible is a load of shit!!
what_a_bogan
14/07/2005, 06:12 PM
Yer sounds cool.
Oi fisheye Which chick is your gf? The one works in carea keys or the office there both hot blonds one shaves the other doesn't?
lmnop
14/07/2005, 07:00 PM
o man it better be one that works in carrer keys..she is one supper fine lady :D :D :D
Fisheye
14/07/2005, 08:26 PM
she works in career keys... You little deviates, haha.
Oi yeah what u mean who shaves or not?
Oh and for metalheadsurfer. Sorry i offended your little inferior complexity you have going on there. Next time I pray i will ask god to bless you and the others in the picture below.
lmnop
15/07/2005, 03:00 PM
HAHAHA fvck those two pricks are ugly!!
oi fisheye wats ur gf's name??
Booger
15/07/2005, 03:33 PM
oi fisheye whats your g/f's exact address i wanna see if i can stalk her.
beachbum
16/07/2005, 11:09 AM
fuk it suks not having the interent my post r slowing down!
Boogie_man
16/07/2005, 12:04 PM
those guys are simply trend-setters
Joshstar
27/07/2005, 12:17 AM
you sick fvcks hahah
my brother came in when that pic of that ugly punk dwarf was up he shook his head in disgust and walked out.. nasty
sunnycoastbooger
27/07/2005, 02:22 PM
so are u really into all that shit fisheye. does that mean your not slamming your girlfriend? cause i shes as hot as bogan keeps saying and your not, then somebody else will. hopefully its me
Fisheye
27/07/2005, 02:50 PM
nah not slamming it. We aint done NOTHING, wouldnt have it other way.
And yeah, she wouldnt have it any other way either. So sunnycoast my friend, looks like your a long shot.
lmnop
27/07/2005, 07:11 PM
yeh but you have to remember that me and boags live in brissie..so our standards aint that high haha.. shes most probly the hotest person in our skool lol.. all of the chicks at skool are either realy fat or really huge and black :cry:
what_a_bogan
27/07/2005, 09:06 PM
Yer ahaha thats why i dont usualy date chicks from school.
Joshstar
28/07/2005, 08:18 AM
lol
exbunobooga
28/07/2005, 08:47 AM
how old are you and your chick fisheye? Also how do you not go crazy thinking about slamming your chick like a sctreen door in a hurricane? Is whacking it ok? and can you do your beleifs let you do anything sexual with a chick before marrage?
Fisheye
28/07/2005, 09:50 AM
im 20 this year, she is 21 this year. Nah not allowed to wack it or touch eachother sexually. But we kiss, and im talking full xxx tongue in mouth dawg, yeewww.
Gary B
28/07/2005, 10:26 AM
im 20 this year, she is 21 this year. Nah not allowed to wack it or touch eachother sexually. But we kiss, and im talking full xxx tongue in mouth dawg, yeewww.
Mate ya nearly a full blown porn star with that repetoire
Booger
28/07/2005, 11:50 AM
HAHAHA funny shit fisheye. Nearly had me fooled there for a second.
Burgundy
28/07/2005, 12:03 PM
if your not allowed to wack then you should just die, i'm sorry but thats fkn terrible man, everyone has to partake in some hand to gland combat at least 3 times a week or you get cancer.....
Joshstar
28/07/2005, 01:16 PM
when it doubt, stroke it out.
beat the bishop.
burp the worm.
butter the corn.
mangle the midget.
punchin the muchkin.
five knuckle shuffle.
.. squeeze the cheese. :shock:
exbunobooga
28/07/2005, 01:51 PM
shoot a few rounds off the pump action shotgun with thelma thumb and her 4 lovely daughters
beachbum
28/07/2005, 02:16 PM
fisheye thats just fucking stupid!
sunnycoastbooger
28/07/2005, 02:34 PM
yeh fisheye i think your stroking it to hard at the moment mate. as if im gonna believe u have got a hot girlfriend and u poking it every night
what_a_bogan
28/07/2005, 02:40 PM
if your not allowed to wack then you should just die, i'm sorry but thats fkn terrible man, everyone has to partake in some hand to gland combat at least 3 times a week or you get cancer.....
oi man im morman :(
exbunobooga
28/07/2005, 02:52 PM
Im a roman catholic so I just have to repent my sins before I die and im set. Still I cant beleive you dont flog your baby making custard chucker every now and again.
Burgundy
28/07/2005, 04:29 PM
being a morman arent you allowed to bat it bogan? its probably a good thing man, at least your right arm wont look like you stole it off arnie like the rest of us :o
Gary B
28/07/2005, 05:10 PM
man i'm ambedextrous
call me popeye
Fisheye
28/07/2005, 05:12 PM
Nah im serious i dont bat it, I use to drink, sex, bat twice a day. I thought I could never stop it. But yeah, pritty easy.
Saves money on the laundry.....
beachbum
28/07/2005, 05:34 PM
so u use to have sex n shit?
lmnop
28/07/2005, 07:02 PM
being a morman arent you allowed to bat it bogan? its probably a good thing man, at least your right arm wont look like you stole it off arnie like the rest of us :o
i have an easy trick for that.. u just switch hands every so often! takes a while to get used to but shit it works! no need to go to the gym for me 8)
Joshstar
28/07/2005, 07:32 PM
oi Zane mate i only just realised who you are!!!
do you know ange, emma, jess, stacy, jamie?
Fisheye
28/07/2005, 08:07 PM
yep i know who they are. They were my mates at highschool. Give them a holla from me.
Joshstar
28/07/2005, 08:25 PM
no probs mate, you know who i am?
what_a_bogan
28/07/2005, 08:27 PM
Nah im serious i dont bat it, I use to drink, sex, bat twice a day. I thought I could never stop it. But yeah, pritty easy.
Saves money on the laundry.....
aahah yer didn't ya used to go to windaroo?
Anyways its what you beliven in I couldn't care if they where goth, mormom even gay as long as there cool. Not really cutting the gay one cause all gays are just shit cunts litterly ;)
Fisheye
28/07/2005, 08:27 PM
sorry dude, i cant remember a Josh. Jess told me she was dating you but cant remember if we have met.
Probably at a party or pub?
Joshstar
28/07/2005, 08:35 PM
nah dude havent met ya, she said your a top bloke. props go out to you, really respect what youve done.
jess and stace and ange are having a joint birthday coming up in a few months gonna be huge ya better be there mate :D
Fisheye
28/07/2005, 08:49 PM
oh yeah sweet as, tell them for sure i will come.
Ron Jeremy
29/07/2005, 10:05 AM
so are you a born again christian fisheye?
Bazwaaa
06/08/2005, 09:49 PM
backside i seen u with ur chik at fishos few weeks a go, blondie hey? you were gett'n inta her. shes fineee :wink: props to ya man. gee me up an invite so i can score with her friends :lol:
Joshstar
12/08/2005, 09:32 AM
Hahah yeh dude I was. Who are you? I nearly got asked to leave, apparently rubbing a chicks box in a public place is just not on :D
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