Has anyone been to the doc for an STD check up?

[Gary B]

See above.. Yes I am a lazy prick/

[Ron Jeremy]

nah im too scared to. (jokes)

[yewwww!]

nar i never have. i want to but. im scared of got one of those ones u never know u have. and its just inside eating my cock off or soemthing till it eventually just falls off, and then ill know why. are there ones that can do that?

[Gary B]

Yes there are.
The early symptoms are;
-Talking yourself up alot
-trying to tune girls on internet forums
-and the classic case of gut sliding>>>

Bwahahahahaha

[exbunobooga]

dont be a fool, wrap your tool.

theirs some dirty ho's in these parts fellas so dont let your dick convince you she's clean. Some chicks dont even know they have anything. I read somewhere that the US has something like 1/5 of people with an std.

[Booger69]

Thats disgusting.

[yewwww!]

dont be a fool, wrap your tool.

theirs some dirty ho's in these parts fellas so dont let your dick convince you she's clean. Some chicks dont even know they have anything. I read somewhere that the US has something like 1/5 of people with an std.
yeah we watched a video on it at school one day. was the most scary shit. it was the wierdst hick talking about it aswell. and yeah, i thought she even said the STD rate was even high like 1 in 4 or some shit. but thats a huge number. 1 in 5 makes a bit more sense.

[exbunobooga]

about a fifth of the adult population is scary shit aye. so easy to catch the clap, gotta be careful here with all the tourists opening their legs for a pack of 2 min noodles and a place to sleep.

[yewwww!]

yeah thats pretty scary aye.

[Jb]

i haven't had sex yet

[d]

go to the doctor and they'll refer you to someone where all they need is a blood sample and a urine sample.. its all free too (apparently). i know someone that got one and they didnt know about and all they had to do was take 2 tablets come back a week later to take another test and it was gone....

[camlarn]

Had one after I broke up with the last GF I had before I met my current wife).

She was hot and the sex was farken awesome....only problem was she liked to spread it around (pardon the pun).

When I found out I ditched her like the dirty ho she was (after one final romp up the pink pleasure path) and went and got tested.

Luckily had nothing but fark me I was worried as one bloke she was rooting I knew was a dealer and was on the needles himself. Thank fugg I didn't have to end up killing them both and disposing of their bodies for giving me a dose on the doodle!

[studog]

The situation is way worse for boogers, cos 90% of ya a fargin poofs.
Ya stinkin choccy donut punching ferret faced monkeys.

[exbunobooga]

Camlarn a dude I know (mate of a mate) is into the hard stuff, injecting n shit. I know he's got a few diseases like hep too. He still bangs chicks though, poor girls dont know how dodgy he is. Fvcking junkie cvnts and dirty rotten bitches aye

[Inverted]

I havent had sex yet....

[exbunobooga]

I havent had sex yet....

doesnt suprise me. I just prey you dont infect the gene pool with your offspring

[yewwww!]

hahahahahaahhahahaha.

[d]

hehe

[sunnycoastbooger]

and u never will inverted, unless your dad is in a good mood

[camlarn]

and u never will inverted, unless your dad is in a good mood

Or unless sunnycoasts Mum drops her prices significantly..........

[sunnycoastbooger]

she will never go as cheap as your wife but, you old fukhead

[Jb]

hahahahaha

[beachbum]

haha funny as

[Ron Jeremy]

haha you are all funny cnuts. ive been worried a coupla times after shagging some dirty bitchs. nothing came of it tho.

ehehe i remember this one bitch who would call me up and ask for a rewt and id tell her "im not going to come over and smash ya unless you have shaved your pussy, had a shower and brushed your teeth." thats terrible ay. not that she stank or anything, just cause i knew she was a bit of a slutty minga.

[exbunobooga]

haha a male slut friend of mine was stressing he had an std, turns out the sores he had were from goin hardcore bareback on a chick at a club. Lucky carnt

[Ron Jeremy]

yeh my mate split his knob smashing some chick. ha was scared for weeks. man that would hurt

[beachbum]

how the fuk u do that?

[localkidd]

yeah howd he do that

[Ron Jeremy]

haha youngfellas. the chick was dry as a bone he reckons and he was going to town on her box. its all about the friction.

[Joshstar]

6 years later and this is still one of the funniest threads ahahhah

[UncleErnie]

Wasn't some coconut down the coast giving all the broads HIV? In the news a month or two back?

[what_a_bogan]

Wasn't some coconut down the coast giving all the broads HIV? In the news a month or two back?

yer some circus fuckhead i think.... guy deserves to be shot.

[Darryn Patch]

Its a braver man than me that goes bare back, Imagine if a chick lets you run bare foot in her back yard, how many have been in before for a look around and deposit their diseases in the sand pit.

[McFly]

6 years later and this is still one of the funniest threads ahahhah

Been a bit worried lately from bringing all the dirty bitches back to your bang bus Matho ?

[Joshstar]

hahaha i havent rooted in the bus for like a month.. my pad in broadbeach is a different story.

[Bill]

yer some circus fuckhead i think.... guy deserves to be shot.

Yes, he is an asshole. He got past some checks lets just say to get into that circus role. He has a friend that looks just like him. Fill in the blanks.