Chicks

[yewwww!]

What would your ideal chick be? If i ever get married one day, i would wanna marry that chick booger that surfs d-bah. omg! she is the most perfect person i have ever seen.

but otherwise, someone i would wanna marry:
preferably a surfer.
athletic body, CANT be a lazy girl.
someone that has a cool peronality, laid back and isent always stressing over gay things like if their ass looks big with this color pants and ear rings.

doubt this will ever happen but. im still dreaming but..................

how bout everyone post's picture's of them self as well? except bogan, your excluded from this part. im to scared to start but, someone else post one.

[Booger]

If that chick ever reads it from deebs WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[Jb]

here you go gordo

[beck]

wow you have a really sexy back...hahah

[sunnycoastbooger]

jb's in, boogers out! and after all that hard work.

[yewwww!]

wow joey, what a unit. 6 shots lined up. arnt u supposed to be getting to bed early, i heard u's have an early flight tomorro.

but yeah i dont really have a picture of me just standing there. i only have pics of me like going shit like surfing or wakeboarding or playing footy and other stuff like that. how bout u beck? why dont u post a pic. and booger, if u dont post one ill post one of u.

[sunnycoastbooger]

and yeww whos the dbah chick booger? not that blonde one thats also at strads sometimes?
yeh i reckon bek should post one, i wanna see the famous spotted bikini

[Booger]

and yeww whos the dbah chick booger? not that blonde one thats also at strads sometimes?
yeh i reckon bek should post one, i wanna see the famous spotted bikini

Yeah I see her sometimes at strad

and yeewww where the fuck did u get a picture of me. I don't have any of me on this computer so when i get on the other 1 ill post some. Cya dogs.

[beachbum]

yeww u talking bout that blonde chick that wears black bottoms n tops n boogs on that blue board n is 19?

[beck]

post a pic of me??!
oh i dont know about that!

[sunnycoastbooger]

ah come on bek...... as long as it aint that good, that it makes me go all whipped like booger and start being all nice and shit

[yewwww!]

hahahahaha booger is copping it. but post one beck. if u do i will. and sunnycoast, why dont u post one u pussy! actully ive heard that Bogan has a picture of beck. how creepy is that.

[sunnycoastbooger]

haha i reckon bek would be freaked out the most!! mate if i post one, then theres goes all your chances with bek, good looks, style and that nice personality hahahah

[Booger]

yeww u talking bout that blonde chick that wears black bottoms n tops n boogs on that blue board n is 19?

that might be her, does she have a purple mirage if so i wanna marry her.
dont worry beck ill marry you too.


haha sunnycoast mate is your name fugg kidd.

[beachbum]

bogan and his friends look like the bigeest rat boys ever! oi have u seen that ranger at strad. red hair red eyes white skin n wears white zinc looks likes the biggest fruit loop ay!

[beck]

oh gee booger i was getting worried there for a sec..
forget it guys, i am not a b grade pornstar trying to kickstart there career on a forum... you will just have to be at the same beach at the same time if you want to see me... and i hope you dont expect to much either im nothing great.

[Booger]

No problem darling.

[xfactor]

beck.. ill be at burlz sat morning, at about 6am... then again, i see lots of chicks at burlz and this one chick is really good! she rips! and shes hot.. wonder who she is

maybe she was in roxy pro.. but i was too busy watching her surf to surf myself.

[yewwww!]

what are u talking about beck, your one of the best looking chicks ive seen in a long time. i dont know what the hell inverted was talking about the loser, becasue you deffinatly are one beautiful person. she's got it all over the d-bah booger. bogan sent me your pic by the way, thats how i know.

and sunny coast, been hanging round inverted a bit have ya mate. havent heard anything that stupid since inverted said beck was ugly.

[Jb]

post it up

[what_a_bogan]

bogan and his friends look like the bigeest rat boys ever! oi have u seen that ranger at strad. red hair red eyes white skin n wears white zinc looks likes the biggest fruit loop ay!



bahahaha leave the bogan outta this :D



:D im so ganna post some pics now he he he. 8)

[sunnycoastbooger]

yeh and i was being serious yeww ahaha

and mate your trying for her to hard, its obious boogers taking the piss a bit, but you are pretty serious hey?

[xfactor]

what are u talking about beck, your one of the best looking chicks ive seen in a long time. i dont know what the hell inverted was talking about the loser, becasue you deffinatly are one beautiful person. she's got it all over the d-bah booger. bogan sent me your pic by the way, thats how i know.

and sunny coast, been hanging round inverted a bit have ya mate. havent heard anything that stupid since inverted said beck was ugly.


lol listen to yaself.. hahahaha 'because you deffinatly are one beautiful person.' HAHAHAHAHA SUCK UP! seriously, has anyone here even spoken to beck? or just assume that sum chick surfing at burleigh is always beck? beck and yewwww sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G... lol

[camlarn]

Have a go at yeewwww the arse kisser - keep going champ she's bound to give up soon with shit hot lines like "you are on beautiful person". :roll: You soft cock!

Perfect person to marry? - easy one for me - that would be my wife. She's sexy, smart, she's my best friend, has a good sense of humour (and understands mine most of the time!) she looks after me and our little boy, organises my life for me and is hot in the sack. ;)

[Boogie_man]

Oh well arent you a lucky old man

[camlarn]

It's better than sitting home pulling your own pud over the latest City Beach catalogue bikini section like you Snotty-Man.

[Ron Jeremy]

i get over a chick if ive been with her too long. there are no perfect chicks. the ones that are faithful dont put out enough. and the ones that put out every day are unfaithful. what a dilemma.

[sunnycoastbooger]

yeh i know what u mean ronny.... i just broke up with my gf the other month had been with her for 2.5 years. i used to think the idea of a gf who is a surfer would suck cause u had to put up with them all the time, but im starting to change my mind, it would be better than a chick who winged when u went surfing because u wernt spending time with them. until i meet the perfect dream girl, then i wont be looking for a gf... lifes easier and less complicated when your single

[Ron Jeremy]

word to that. my gf is a surfer and teaching her to surf has been so fuct up man, having to go to all the fat schloppy waves when ya know its cranking over straddy. all the whinging and shite. but now that shes picked it up and can get out and catch waves for herself its heaps better and she wants us to save up and travel to all the surf spots rather than thailand or italy or some shit.

[Ron Jeremy]

the truth is that i reckon she probably is 'the perfect girl' but i cant get over wanting to trash other chicks. stay single for as long as ya can bro.

[exbunobooga]

^^^word to that man!!^^^ im happy with my gf but god damn theres some chicks id love to smash.

[yewwww!]

yeh and i was being serious yeww ahaha

and mate your trying for her to hard, its obious boogers taking the piss a bit, but you are pretty serious hey?
hahah nar mate, just taking the piss. mostly out of booger aswell.

[Booger]

yeh and i was being serious yeww ahaha

and mate your trying for her to hard, its obious boogers taking the piss a bit, but you are pretty serious hey?
hahah nar mate, just taking the piss. mostly out of booger aswell.

Yeh right

[yewwww!]

hahah fuk off. oh what was that again booger? "lets hit the spit today, mabey beck will be out"
oh yeah i remember now.

[straddiekook]

y dont u just go for sum bitches on the island booger :?

[xfactor]

come on.. wheres the cousinly love? yeww and booger.. why don't u both go beck?

[straddiekook]

booger probly wouldnt mind tagging with another dik involved. i dont want to degrade yewwww! though.

[Booger]

oh cmon straddiekook it doenst sound like im the one wanting some manly love off yeeww. and you dont like surfing reef because you might break a nail while your at it. cmon man come out of the closet seriously that way you dont have to hide anymore.

and to whoever said pick up some sluts from the island well, you can have your abbos, hippies and whatever is left is taken.

[sunnycoastbooger]

ah fuck booger, no chick is worth putting yourself through surfing that lame as wave... thats where straddiekook still surfs cause mummy dosnt wanna hold his hand while he paddles accross.

yeh ron and exbuno, i know what you mean, its hard shit, even when i was happy with my ex, u will see a hot chick and go fuck i wish i was a free man, and when your drunk its even worse. i reckon u just need to get it outta the system while your young. sounds like your starting to get a good setup going now ron, i would think twice before i fucked that up

[yewwww!]

commiting to a serous relationship is the worst decision you'll ever make. think twice when your leaving some chicks house on a sunday morning and she yells out, call me some time!!!!! whip your phone straight out and delete the number befor you ever have the time to CONSIDER calling her back for round two. thats the way it go's isent it sunnycoast?

[beachbum]

haha my longest relationship is a week n half its 2 much commitment i just dump me and stay single or find another one for awhile! hehe rather surf then a chick atm!

[Booger]

Oh yeh. The only good thing about going out at the momment is the constent touches and if your bored just over and chill and pull a root.

[Ron Jeremy]

i just dont want to finish on 9. that a poor effort compared to some of me mates ahahahah.

[Ron Jeremy]

root

[Ron Jeremy]

ya cant even say r o o t

[exbunobooga]

The best part about going out with a chick is the first few months when your getting to know each other and giving her a beef injection several times a day.

[exbunobooga]

What the Fvck are you talking about ron? I didnt understand your last three post lol

[Ron Jeremy]

hah. yeh doesnt make much sense. what i was sayin in the first 1 is i wanna get more than 9 r oo ts in my life.

then in the next message i tried to type 'r oo t' but it came up with 'have sex with'

[Ron Jeremy]

hah. yeh doesnt make much sense. what i was sayin in the first 1 is i wanna get more than 9 r oo ts in my life.

then in the next message i tried to type 'r oo t' but it came up with 'have sex with' like 'firetruck'

does that make any more sense?

Totally agree with u on ya last post about those first few months. Makes me think that you just go out with them for those first coupla months- then you have that first big argument with them and instead of trying to fix it up you tell 'em its not working, break up and start all over again with the next chick. then its pussy galore.

[exbunobooga]

Ever notice its always the chicks that get crazy and obsesive? Or maybe I just have that effect on women :lol:

[sunnycoastbooger]

yeh i rekcon the first few months are mad, then it just gets routine....
yeh yeww your better off deleting it and running. i used to do it, but then didnt one time and got stuck for 2.5 years!! run run run, unless they are real special!! 9 aint to bad ron? depends how long you have been with the current one for? i have a mate who's 19 and has r o o ted over 40 chicks, and thats no bullshit. thats a big effort i reckon.
the main thing i miss, is when your bored you cant just rock up for a r oot

[beachbum]

lol depends wat chick n how horny she is n depends how good u r so shes keen for 10ths 20ths lol

[yewwww!]

first few months? thats way to long. this is how i would put it:
first week or two, getting the know eachother, she's a bit sketch on getting into the sex scene, but then after about 3 weeks or a month it starts getting on bit. then u try heaps of differant things and visit to the house is something knew. but then after that, everything has been tried, and it just becomes more like lets just do it cause there is nothing else to do. thats when its time to rethink what your doing and start getting back into to the "swinging" scene. but the only thing that doesnt get boring is the head. everytime it just gets better and better. that may opinoin on the whole thing anyway. im still a little in-experienced in it all though. still only 16 :(. but thats been my little view so far. we'll see again in two years time :)

[beck]

oh gosh arent you all such gentlemen. rare species they are these days.

[Booger]

Beck I'll stay loyal to you.

[yewwww!]

hahaha i was about to say what chicks would think if they red this thread. lovely stuff. but beck, u cant say that some girls arnt into the same sort of stuff as we are.

[beck]

oh yeah i am sure plenty of girls are like that, like the ones who shop at supre and wear tartan mini skirts. yeeeeesh!

[Booger]

HAHAHA sad thing it's true.

[exbunobooga]

Hey my gf shops at supre!

[Ron Jeremy]

Beck it doesnt matter how much of a gentleman a fella is, all he wants to do is get u in the sack. anyways all girls love this talk deep down. they like to hear how much fellas are a bunch of pricks.

Sunnycoast, your mate has done well if hes on 40 and hes 19. the best out of my mates would have to be 28-30 and hes about 20 now. I'm 20 so i reckon ive still got about 5-6 more years of glory before i admit defeat.

[what_a_bogan]

Beck it doesnt matter how much of a gentleman a fella is, all he wants to do is get u in the sack.


Yer thats pretty tru lol.... I guy will only stay tru if he loves you :wink:


Anywayz im only 16 i dont wanna think about a long realationship.

I just broke up with my gf we where goin out for 6 months and no offence to her i wish we haddn't gone out, I like her and all but it was a ship realationship.

[Ron Jeremy]

like a pirate ship?

[sunnycoastbooger]

haha ron.. yeh 40 is heaps, some have been WRONG but....
come on beck you know its true, u girls should make it not so boring after that few months and we wouldnt go stray... and as yeww said give more head, u can never get sick of head!

[Booger]

HAHAHAHA.

[yewwww!]

girls love a bit of this talk. they love knowing that come guy want to get in with them. yeh but girls shouldnt make it so boring. dont always jsut do the same things. here are some examples of what girls do, that guys mostly dont like doing all the time. gotta mix it up a bit:
can u come shopping with me today, i need u to help me to pick out something to wear on saturday night.
can u come stay at my house tonight? i know the surf will be good in the morning but i do lots of stuff for you.
are u going out to a party with for mates tonight? is it cool if i come?
please dont drink tonight at that party, i dont want u to end up doing anything stupid with your mates.

women............. serously..... but beck i wouldnt mind it if u said any of those things to me :). especially number two.

[beck]

oh yeah i am the psycho type girlfriend for sure,wouldnt wana mess with me. I buy love ferns and if you dont water them watch out,i make you eat cucumber sandwiches instead of pizza, i interupt your "guys night", i have photos of us pasted into a wedding album that we havent even had yet, and i call you at 2am telling you everything ive eaten that day.
any takers to date me now? baha

[Booger]

oh yeah i am the psycho type girlfriend for sure,wouldnt wana mess with me. I buy love ferns and if you dont water them watch out,i make you eat cucumber sandwiches instead of pizza, i interupt your "guys night", i have photos of us pasted into a wedding album that we havent even had yet, and i call you at 2am telling you everything ive eaten that day.
any takers to date me now? baha


HAHA SHOTGUN

[yewwww!]

oh yeah i am the psycho type girlfriend for sure,wouldnt wana mess with me. I buy love ferns and if you dont water them watch out,i make you eat cucumber sandwiches instead of pizza, i interupt your "guys night", i have photos of us pasted into a wedding album that we havent even had yet, and i call you at 2am telling you everything ive eaten that day.
any takers to date me now? baha
anything for you.

[sunnycoastbooger]

beck you sound like my dream girl... well at least for the first two weeks

[yewwww!]

hahahah she so set herself up on that one.

[beachbum]

lol beck which one are u keen on remember im a stand up there lil booger fags lol

[sunnycoastbooger]

haha beachbum, if she liked little 15 year old boys she would give you a buzz, young, dumb and inexperienced with no money haha

[Booger]

HAHA shut down.

[beachbum]

haha 2 funny. Thats wat u think

[yewwww!]

haha beachbum, if she liked little 15 year old boys she would give you a buzz, young, dumb and inexperienced with no money haha
hahahahahahahahaha. cooked.

[Inverted]

yewwww......hes older then yu.


Booger......get some freinds yur own age instead of hangin out with yur cuzin?

However, beck is like 17-18


Just a thought?

[Booger]

See the difference between me and you inverted is I can hang out with different people without them hating me and moving on to different group of friends because they think im an annoying kook

[Inverted]

Dude! hes yur cuzin....and if I might add an early lift to any beach. Get my drift?

[Booger]

Yes and I sleep and eat at his house because I'm only there so I don't have to drive from brizzo every morning. Not everyone thinks like you inverted. People can actually have friends without using them for some kind of purpose to benifet thier own needs.

[beachbum]

lol

[exbunobooga]

[quote="yewwww!"]can u come shopping with me today, i need u to help me to pick out something to wear on saturday night.
can u come stay at my house tonight? i know the surf will be good in the morning but i do lots of stuff for you.
are u going out to a party with for mates tonight? is it cool if i come?
please dont drink tonight at that party, i dont want u to end up doing anything stupid with your mates.quote]

Do you know my gf? she is all those things and more! Well not really as much as she used to be.

*I dont mind going shopping cos theres heaps of babes in those chicks stores, plus I dont mind saying what looks good and what looks shit.

*Theres been plenty of times ive missed out on a good surf cos she wants to hang out with me. Now she knows that if theres surf im out of there.

*Many a boys night wrecked cos gf's want to come. Chicks dont realise they arnt fun haha only at parties when we're looking to hook up.

*I still get the drinking to much talk. Mainly because ive gotten shit faced and chundered many a time. Thats why I dont go clubbing with her anymore so she cant see how stupid I get lol

[yewwww!]

Dude! hes yur cuzin....and if I might add an early lift to any beach. Get my drift?
actully inverted u fuken loser, he's not my cuzin. i first met him a while back because one of my cuzins picked me up one morning for a surf and he was with him. he was one of my cuzin's mates. and even if he was my cuzin, it is a crime to be mates with them and have a good surf? oh no thats right, u only surf because u wanna make friends with the sick straddie boogers so u can go to school the next day and claim how u surfed epic straddie with rawlins, whwn really all u did was paddle out and tea bag, and the closest thing u came to talking to him was when he called u off on a wave when u were on the inside.

[what_a_bogan]

Yer inverted that is a pretty stupid thing to say. Im good as mates with my cousin he lives in Kingaroy so im always happy when he comes down to see me.

[exbunobooga]

Inverted go give rimjaw to the pros you love so much you groupie fvck. Whats wrong with hanging out with your cousins? its family mafucka! Im the youngest out of my cousins and I have never met them, I dont have any brothers or sisters to hang out with either. Its no big deal but it would be cool to hang out with reles who surf

[Fisheye]

haha you guys definetly aint the casa-nova's i originally thought.

[exbunobooga]

speak for yourself im one mad pick up artist :D

[beachbum]

oi if ya wanna get good family members would probaly push you the most out in the surf always driving off eachother to be better. U see irons bros? hobgoods? lopez? heaps fmaily members would push you the msot in the surf over any friends wish i had family mebers who loved surfing as much as me!

[--4207--]

how annoying is that dude that brings that chick over to straddie, has a blue board or a blue rashy, really bad receeding hair line.. fu/ck he wants to get hit...
4207

[Fisheye]

Yeh i know who ur talking about. He rips heavy but

[sunnycoastbooger]

who cares if im older than him inverted? he dosnt carry on like a little 15 year old bitch like you. i bet your one of those DRIFTERS, you drift from group to group looking for friends that think you are cool, but they all tell you to fark off, so off you go to the next group. nobody even knows you on here and they all want to punch your head in for the stupid shit you say

[Inverted]

Dude! hes yur cuzin....and if I might add an early lift to any beach. Get my drift?
actully inverted u fuken loser, he's not my cuzin. i first met him a while back because one of my cuzins picked me up one morning for a surf and he was with him. he was one of my cuzin's mates. and even if he was my cuzin, it is a crime to be mates with them and have a good surf? oh no thats right, u only surf because u wanna make friends with the sick straddie boogers so u can go to school the next day and claim how u surfed epic straddie with rawlins, whwn really all u did was paddle out and tea bag, and the closest thing u came to talking to him was when he called u off on a wave when u were on the inside.



mmmm Okay, I'll admit what I said was stupid. But what booger said soounded stupid, it sounds like hes using yu yewww and booger get the fuck over it, yu talkin shit about caklling me helensvale? wtf....yu live in red neck town I dunno what its called. shut up.


And yewww? I've never even see rawlins...well i thibnk i did one day and I wasnt even surfing near him and it was a school day so how the fark would yu know?

[Ron Jeremy]

haha you guys definetly aint the casa-nova's i originally thought

Ahhhhhhaha fisheye. Are u trying to say that we aren't smooth talkers? mate i have a foul mouth and a dirty mind its true, but the only chicks who are going to put out in a one night stand arent interested in all that smooth talking shite, they need to be told straight up whats goin to happen if they are feeling lucky.

[beachbum]

lol so tru

[yewwww!]

Inverted go give rimjaw to the pros you love so much you groupie fvck. Whats wrong with hanging out with your cousins? its family mafucka! Im the youngest out of my cousins and I have never met them, I dont have any brothers or sisters to hang out with either. Its no big deal but it would be cool to hang out with reles who surf
i have like 35 cuzins on the one side. 20 artie and uncles on the one side. actully no that wrong, 2 of them are my parents so there is 18.

[exbunobooga]

rabbits lol

[localkidd]

ahahhahaah wholy shit this forum was about chicks...and it turned into a bitch fight of the century between intverted,yewwwwwwww,booger and who evry else....

oh yeah and exbunobooga nice call...lol rabbits

[Ron Jeremy]

lots of chicks think im an asshole.

[beachbum]

oi who cares wat chicks think cause u always meet new ones to start fresh n lay down the nice sensitive tune lines!

[EnglishRose]

i had bit of a laugh on this thread, well done lads very entertaining

[yewwww!]

:) thanks babe

[surfer chick]

Inverted go give rimjaw to the pros you love so much you groupie fvck. Whats wrong with hanging out with your cousins? its family mafucka! Im the youngest out of my cousins and I have never met them, I dont have any brothers or sisters to hang out with either. Its no big deal but it would be cool to hang out with reles who surf
i have like 35 cuzins on the one side. 20 artie and uncles on the one side. actully no that wrong, 2 of them are my parents so there is 18.

lol ur bound to runinto one of your cuzins somewhere. 35 wow thats alot and one horny family. jks

[yewwww!]

slack. haha narrrrr they are spread out everywhere. but atleast im good for when i wanna have kids. doesnt high sperm count and stuff like that get passed down through enheritance? so if my grandad had 10 kids............. that means im good to go doesnt it?

[Booger]

slack. haha narrrrr they are spread out everywhere. but atleast im good for when i wanna have kids. doesnt high sperm count and stuff like that get passed down through enheritance? so if my grandad had 10 kids............. that means im good to go doesnt it?

not if you wear tight pants. stubbies rule.

[beachbum]

haha i saw a guy at straddie a shit booger wif a pink rashie haha

[Al Pal]

Its true hahah, Chick think Jeremy is an ahole but he is the funniest fvcker to be around!!! The good old sayen jez... If they dont like it just rort em!! lol

[Blow-in]

hey im pretty new to this forum shit, but i can tell one thing from looking at the posts. Inverted is such a fuckwit. thats all i have to say for the moment.

[Blow-in]

Hey beck i'm pretty new to the gold coast and I was wondering if you would show me around? I'd really like you to....

[xfactor]

what do you think of me blow-in?

[Blow-in]

i dunno xfactor, i cant decide to call you a wanker or a dickhead.

[Jb]

chicks

[what_a_bogan]

bahaahahah nice call blow in!!

[beachbum]

blow in u sound like a wanker 2 buddy u can be friends wif xfactor!

[EnglishRose]

i'll be friends with xfactor if thats him in his avatar, prob not though :roll:

[Jb]

avatar is a crazy word

[EnglishRose]

please enlighten me jb

[Ron Jeremy]

so whats your opinion englishrose? are u looking for the man you r gunna marry or are u not interested in all that lovey-dovey & just keen to be young n free?

[EnglishRose]

ur a bit nosey arent u? ok well ur in luck cause im having an open day today so i suppose im not gettin any younger and yes i might just be looking out for the man of my dreams as u put it, but then again i might have already found him who knows!

[exbunobooga]

How old are you Englishrose? You look mid twenties im thinking. ill go out on a limb and guess that your average mid - lates 20's male pommy is pale, overwieght and lives off fish n chips? theres heaps of buffed out dudes here so you wont have trouble finding a decent bloke - even though most of em are metro to the max.

[EnglishRose]

right lets get this straight, ok im a faggot from the uk who cant wait to get over to the gold coast to spank the monkey over you shorts clad surfers mmmmmm yes i love fish n chips, anyone else a fudge packer here?

[exbunobooga]

What the fvck? I just asked how old you are and told you theres heaps of good looking blokes on the gold coast so you wont have any trouble hooking in. this is coming from a hetrosexual male who is comfortable with his sexuality and is aware of the amount of sausage going around.

[EnglishRose]

theres nothing better than a nice fat juicy quality sausage

[Boogie_man]

fukk this shit, im out

[sunnycoastbooger]

fark

[Jb]

i know, boogie_man would rather be bodyboarding

[beck]

english rose is a guy?
knew it

[exbunobooga]

I think she was being sarcastic when she didnt read my post correctly and lashed out.

[yewwww!]

im convinced englishrose is actully a man. mabey she is something like merriem or what ever that shim's name was. you poms are into that kinda shit arnt ya?

[beachbum]

haha suked in u guys tryign 2 tune her haha

[Jb]

english rose

[EnglishRose]

u guys are pure entertainment , yes jb?

[Ron Jeremy]

yes we are and if u want to give us some entertainment you should put up a pic with a bit of cleavage happening or ya boobs out.

[EnglishRose]

nah ur here for my entertainment lads not the other way round

[Mr Big]

Take it from me ladies English Rose is a woman, and a pretty sexy one at that....

[exbunobooga]

Really! wow! maybe we can have e-dates and e-sex! im so glad theres a hot girl on here talking to us from the other side of the world!





Unless Mr Big is englishrose :shock:

[EnglishRose]

oi stop that !
hello baby (big grin)
be careful they'll think u bat for otherside ! lmao

[Ron Jeremy]

so you and mr big eh? i didnt like you that much anyway.

[exbunobooga]

I wish they would stop whoring up the board now.

[EnglishRose]

GUTTED ron

[Ron Jeremy]

i have that effect on women. i guess i am just annoyed that you would settle for second best...

[EnglishRose]

explain cause since i dont know u , never seen u, what exactly would i missing , what hav u got that biggy hasnt ron id love to know be4 i go bed

[Ron Jeremy]

i can pat my head and rub my belly at the same time. and i can also lick my elbow. bet mrbig cant do that!

[EnglishRose]

mrbig can breath throu his ears , and u know what that means! he doesnt need to comeup for air

[Ron Jeremy]

damn. ive got nothing.

[Ron Jeremy]

sorry...
*bollocks. ive got nothing.

[EnglishRose]

what uv got no bollocks :shock: how do u cope? i guess the rubbing the belly at the same time trick has to be done to make up for it, do the chicks really fall for that one

[Ron Jeremy]

haah

[Ron Jeremy]

ive got them, dont worry about that. i just hope you don't cause it would put mr big in an awkward position when hes down there breathing thru his ears.
And yeh the rubbing the belly thing is just the start ive got plenty more that would make u squeal.

[EnglishRose]

ron bet ur a dirty minded 17 yr old boy

[Ron Jeremy]

u got the dirty minded bit right. but if i was only 17 then the rest of my party tricks wouldnt make u squeal would they?

[Miami Loco]

I like to wipe my ass with english rose

[Ron Jeremy]

nah sorry no offence im just hassling u. go to bed, think of your mr big and if that doesnt keep you busy... try to lick ur elbow.

[EnglishRose]

47 then ron, do do one ron ron do do one ron

[Ron Jeremy]

I like to wipe my ass with english rose
is it some kinda brand of toilet paper?

[Ron Jeremy]

aahh i see u have musical talent. no im 20.

[EnglishRose]

I like to wipe my ass with english rose
i seem to attract them :roll: no idea why , anyways im doin one ron im off to bed its way past my bedtime .
dont talk about me whilst im gone OK :)

[Miami Loco]

oh yeah ! doube ply and super soft

[Ron Jeremy]

anyways im doin one ron im off to bed its way past my bedtime .
dont talk about me whilst im gone OK

what do u mean doin one? we are talking about toilet paper... are u saying ya gunna snap one off before ya go to bed? ewwww.
have a good sleep, i wont talk about ya, its more fun talkin' to ya.

[EnglishRose]

OH FFS RON UR KEEPIN ME UP!! and the english term 'do one' or 'im doin one' = im off , out of here GOODBYE :lol:

[Ron Jeremy]

love ya. you funny english people.

[yewwww!]

ronny mate, your in. i thought she ment the same thing by her little "do one" thing. getting out to lay some cabble befor hittin the sack. english women....................

[Al Pal]

hahhahahahahahahahahaha funny pommies!!!hahahah