back from bali

[exbunobooga]

and on my throne as king shit of turd island (consumer quote)

Nailed the absolute shit out of my chick, some of the best straight up fucking ive ever done. Plums deep all night, was a sight to behold. Up at 2.30am off to perth airport where my dumbass mate got his suitcase wrapped in some glad wrap type stuff when he realised his passport was still inside. Cue laughter from 50 people in the checkout line.

The waves were crankin the first few days, landing airports looked fuckin sic. Didnt get any waves this day, we got pissed and went out to the pubs to get more pissed. first impression: sausage fest, hookers and fuck all decent chicks. Streets are filled with cunts trying to get every cent outa you. I never got stung since im so switched on and awesome but a couple of country (hillbilly) mates were like fish out of water. One of em got stung 350,000 for a wrist band and a couple of clipped nails - what a fucking idiot!

We got the shittiest van ever to take us down the coast. No shit it was that bad other drivers were raggin on his turdmobile. Went to dreamland and scored it pretty sic, theres a reef further down which was crankin. Then on the way back infront of 100 people ol mate power chucked twice.

Did some tourist stuff like white water rafting, water bomb park, temples, monkey forest was sic. Waves were gone for a few days and it hits me, cramped guts and the ensuing volcano of turd erupting from a soon to be raw anus. Too much sun, piss, ephidren combined with shitty food took its toll.

Waves came good by the last couple of days but I only surfed the closeouts at kuta.

Nightlife fairly sucks. Way to many guys, probly about 20 or 30 guys to every chick. Not that it bothered some of my mates who tagged hookers the dirty cunts. I did orite with an austrain chick and an english bird but soon as you leave em, someone else will go the tune. I didnt realise how hard it was to whack off with no porn. No way was I going to harpoon something lesser quality than what I have so I went without and retained some morals.

If I go again it will be for the waves. Kuta and everything in it is fucked up. How can people 'holiday' here? Should of gone to NZ with my other mates snow boarding.

[Bill]

Bingin is that left hand reef down from Dreamlands exbunno and that is where the euro gash hangs out. Further down is impossibles, padang padang etc.

[sunnycoastbooger]

do u mean around the headland exbuno? there is also that reef around there, cant remember what its called, gets decent but

I oculd have told u all that shit about Kuta, well i think i did

[Ron Jeremy]

would be balangan reef further down (north). what were you honestly expecting though exb? some kind of euro pussy paradise? you can easily get sick of the place after three days, but looking back on the holiday in a few months you begin to realise how farken wild the place is. its like the third world's answer to las vegas

[exbunobooga]

was the reef just to the north.

I wasnt going for the chicks, thats just setting myself up for disapointment. Plus its easy enough to talk to a girl down the street anyway. I was ampin cos ive heard so much good shit about the place and everyone seems to go there. I wouldnt say the 3rd worlds vegas, id say Australias vegas, seemed like most people we met were from perth. I was supprised with the amount of seppos and europeans, must cost a shitload for em.

[samboard]

the flight is a shit load, but once your there, it ain't shit for us seppos. we all own stock in microsoft.

sam

[Ezza]

how good is the ephidren haha

[Whippet]

Exbunobooga, sounds like you got stuck in the death trap of the kuta nightlife, your right it is shit if thats what happens. U gotta go there and surf, travel the islands etc... and when u score epic waves at the more remote places thats when your hooked. But the night life a fucked. My fav place over there is Nusa lembongan, cruisy and good waves (and rights)

[Donweather]

My fav place over there is Nusa lembongan, cruisy and good waves (and rights)Couldn't agree more, but the crowds last time I went were shocking over there.

[exbunobooga]

Your spot on whippet. Most of my mates I went with havnt left WA before and never partied (or traveled, not that I have much) anywhere outside of bunbury. Pretty much a bunch of social retards to put it bluntly. To scared to leave their comfort zone, so you can imagine what it was like for them going to this sleazy paradise.

All of a sudden theyve got chicks keen (well bali hookers), dont have the nagging gf stopping them from having a good time so they thought it was the best shit out.

When I go again, dunno when though, its just for the waves.

[sunnycoastbooger]

Couldn't agree more, but the crowds last time I went were shocking over there.

i agree with the crowded part, that island is a joke, and its sooo inconsistant and tide effected. Best thing thats happened to me at that joint was getting maggot at the scooby doo bar

[Whippet]

Yeah it does get super crowded, but 90% are kooks that dont leave playgrounds...... but lascerations is amazing

[Bill]

Tide affected alright. You can't surf it all day, especially with the big low tides.

But, we scored it with a medium crowd last september for a week.

Mainly surfed shipwrecks and razors.

[Whippet]

It also depends on who you go with, its a great place to go with your girl, cause it is tidal dependant. I dont think i could spend much time there with my mates, it would get really frustrating