Im back, wtf has happened?

[Joshstar]

Errr what has happened. Who are all these kooks & n00bs. Theyre just trying to piss people off?

[scrotty]

Over 5,000 posts in just over 3 years? Get a farkin' life! :D

[george]

Josh is one of the more eloquent members here... His posts are always inspirational plus he is considered by many to be a great surfer... Whenever Josh speaks .. People listen!!!!

[Dalen]

Over 5,000 posts in just over 3 years? Get a farkin' life! :D

Interesting advice coming from someone who's got nearly 30 posts in just over a week.

[tomtuberider_1]

Interesting advice coming from someone who's got nearly 30 posts in just over a week.

ahah thats funy
fuck off noobs use rnt cool

[scrotty]

Irony is the spice of messagebourding. Why aren't you out surfing?

Sept. 19 is coming.

[SBL]

he is a mod so he will delete you faggets.. thank god

[sunnycoastbooger]

amen

[Joshstar]

So cam and gary havent cleaned this up yet??

[Booger]

Get rid of em Josh.

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

Hey Josh, obviously I'm one of those nOObs/kooks, but don't feel too bad about it. The American contingent finally made me make the plunge from being a freeloader checking the old home town from afar, to actually making a $50 contribution to keeping this site running - so us nOObs can't be all bad!!

P.S Am I on probation here? When do I get the illustrious "BCam Subscriber" tag under my name???

[sunnycoastbooger]

get rid of them Josh

[SBL]

including that tassie fagget. fuck you and your 50 dollars who do you think you are.. bill gates?

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

You know what, Josh, Cam, Gary and the rest of the Burleigh cam moderating crew? Just refund my $49.95. I don't mind people taking the piss, Jeez - I love it. But I don't want to put up with small minded shit like SBL just posted. Fuck, all I was doing was going some seppo wankerage, and having fun, but I guess sarcasm is wasted on infants. (Sorry SBL - I realise these guys get a lot of blow in's that post without any commitment. All that comment meant was that I actually paid membership fees to help keep the site going. Though I'd better explain seeing as you're unable to read between the lines)

[george]

Yeah SBL had a decision to make with his fiddy...
Choice 1/ Subscribe to Bcam
Choice 2/ Join the Stupid Fuckers Union.....

Yep you guessed it.....

[Gary B]

I don't see the need to ban n00bs all the time
Sure they are posting some crappy posts, but there is some gold amongst them.
Try being a bit more tollerant of them and they may, just may, start to become valued members of B'cam.
Its been stale in here for a long while so I welcome the new dudes.



just my two cents

[sunnycoastbooger]

gaz why would we need your 2 cents when we have tassie mans 49.95

[LeahD]

Fact is, the bunch of you have probably been on here a lot more often to see what us noobs are writing. You come on here for entertainment, pictures, and to shoot the shit, and the webmaster uses it for all the above and some income. The more people that hit this site, the better for its members and the more $$$ for webby.

But then again, you could go back to blowing each other over sponger pics with your thumbs up each other's asses.

Here, let me take a comment away for some of you.

Poster1: Fak off ya seppo carnt.
Poster2: Haha, that was funny (insert name here). Well done old chap. Hail to the queen.

[scrotty]

Leah you forgot the 'r' in Fark. Pirate Day is coming and you don't want to sound silly.

For those who are whining about banning the seppos, look at the number of posts you osbournes have had in keg talk during the last week and look at the volume of traffic prior to our 'bcam infiltration'.

It's all good fun, if you can't see that you must have a really piss poor life or are really insecure about riding a sponge (THAT I understand).

Kudos to those of you who have engaged us with your wit and hilarious (as in makes us laugh with you, not at you) sarcasm.

For those of you who have your panties in a wad, farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk ya, don't make me come down there and grab yer bucanneer's and place me pint on yer flat head.

Hi Leah!

[samboard]

shiiiit. i joined this site specifically for the entertainment value of a osbourne forum and as well, i enjoy learning about other country's perspectives.

i've surfed all over the world, samoa, all of central america, a couple of the hawaiian islands, all of california including mavericks(which i catually never paddled into a legit mav's wave, FARK THAT PLACE) and find that every geological area with its different societies, cultures, landscapess, has all taught me something.

the closest i have been to you osbourne's was NZ, and i figured now that i am having a kid, life is going to slow down and it will be hard for me to get over there to visit, so what better way to learn ozbourne perspective than to join the bcam forum, the greatest forum in all of osbourne.

thank you.

sam capone

[up-over]

place me pint on yer flat head.





pint = Pommy
schooner = Aussie

[scrotty]

I know you're an ex-pat but please realize that Australia was founded for and by POMs.

And you are giving us shit for not having a world view? Please! :D

[up-over]

I know you're an ex-pat but please realize that Australia was founded for and by POMs.

And you are giving us shit for not having a world view? Please! :D

its still a schooner...

[scrotty]

Duly noted.

Avast! Don't make me come down there, grab yer bucanneers and place me schooner on yer flat heads!


All betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[scotty npt]

Josh is one of the more eloquent members here... His posts are always inspirational plus he is considered by many to be a great surfer... Whenever Josh speaks .. People listen!!!!



the only problem is it is kind of hard to understand what he is sayin with my massive hard cock rammed down his fuckin throat.

[scrotty]

Now that's a damn good way to get your seppo ass banned. HARROW!

[scotty npt]

I am the master when it comes to getting banned but all of these assie fags are too scared to do it.

[Gary B]

I'm not scared of banning you guys
I'd rather see how far you go and how desperate you get to have yourselves banned.
If you reallt wanted to get banned you should try alot harder.

[scrotty]

Why on earth would I want to be banned? That would ruin our master plan! HARROW!

(We are going to get you mick's and sheila's to talk like Pirates or Kim Jong Illin' before it's all over) :D

[LeahD]

I'm so ronery...so so ronery.

[scrotty]

shed the bikini and post another shot. That should cure it. ;)

[Gary B]

Mate we'll have you drongo's speaking propper aussie before we speak that yellow peril lingo.
My cobber's are staunch diggers mate.

[consumer]

on wednesdee, the darn flamin mongrel wrecked me commo mags. drongo orta take more care of me family wagon a bit more in future or i'll clip him round the ear ole

[Bill]

Hey Alf, I think some flamin' galah has set fire to the boathouse again.

[Gary B]

STREWTH!!!! Strike me roan!@!!
WHat tha flaming heck's goan oan in here!
Bugga yas all I'm off
Reckon I might get some of me old china's together and a few sheila's and head out bush for a bit of a shindig and if we get lucky, might get a bit of the old slap and tickle. Better have a dad and Dave first and maybe have a crap first though

Toodles

[Donweather]

Gaz, can I have some of that hooch please!!!

[Gary B]

Gaz, can I have some of that hooch please!!!
Leave the money on the fridge!

[Bill]

Leave the money on the fridge!


Can't, Packer just took 2 redbacks off me at Crown

[samboard]

yo, wassup wid dis shit. you talkin all fucked, hesse needs to take a chill and speak engrish.

seriously though, speak english.

sam

[scrotty]

Okay mates,

This is sure to put a smile on your seppo lovin' faces. I have taken the liberty of translating this page into proper queen's english (or engrish for Kim Jong Illin').

Behold:

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burleighcam.com.au %2Fkegtalk%2Fshowthread.php%3Fp%3D76779%23post7677 9

I give you a short version of Master P's Theatre.

[Kim Jong Illin']

hory shit! haRrow to that rester! dis is sooo frunny. maybe I rook for one so peeepole can hear me more better. what de prrrrobrem. i speake just fine. wht is a krook anyway? scrotty rike to carr that to you.
HArRoW!!!!

[scrotty]

hory shit! haRrow to that rester! dis is sooo frunny. maybe I rook for one so peeepole can hear me more better. what de prrrrobrem. i speake just fine. wht is a krook anyway? scrotty rike to carr that to you.
HArRoW!!!!


Did you mean:

hory shit ta help you tap dat ass! haRrow ta thizzay baller . Boo-Yaa!! dis is sooo frunny�. maybe I rook fo` one so peeepole can hizzy me more betta� n we out. what de prrrrobrem . I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.. i speakes jizzle fine . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. wht is a krook anyway? scrotty rike ta carr thiznat ta you.
HArRoW!!!!

[Kim Jong Illin']

rester- ok- coming dwon to south koreeeea in a few hours. oh broy!!!! carr you when we have a pran for alrr dat arlchol i pran on drinking. i rove hennesse- you know dat?

[scrotty]

I am a fan of Screaming Eagle Cab myself, why don't you buy a case on the way down with all the money that was just released to you?

Harrow!

[Kim Jong Illin']

dats fo ther froods. the froods in my pants! HARROW!!!!!

[Kim Jong Illin']

rook I found scrotty singing agrain.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tSpK-ysPERo

[Bill]

This is like a ventriloquist act, you can see the lips are moving, but hey its funny.

[LeahD]

is the person playing kim a "seppo" as welll?

[scrotty]

Leah Baby, does your ass still hurt? I think I may have pulled a muscle while we were at it last night......

[Kim Jong Illin']

hey you a riar! reahd rove d reeder. not you ronrey boy. reave her arone.

[scrotty]

Harrow! Reah needed some Jumbo Italian Sausage, not just a little Illin' fillin'. Sausage is waaaaay more filling than Kimchee! Me love you long time! Harrow!

[Joshstar]

Wtf?