Get over yourselves

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

For my first ever post on Burleigh cam / kegtalk, I'd just like to say that I was born in America, but my mother was smart enough to bring me over here when I was 9 months old. That makes it politically correct to tell all of these American posters with aggro that they are a bunch of fuckin' tools with bad attitudes, and a total lack of world perspective. Oh, and G'day, hello, how's it goin' to everybody - hope you've all had as good a winter swell season as we have down here in Tassie. Cue the two headed gags........

[camlarn]

Cue the two headed gags........

G'day mate and welcome! And don't worry we won't make two headed jokes.








So.........I hear your sister is a good root - confirmation please? :D

[george]

welcome...

and Cam.. your a bit confused... Its not his sister - it is his wife....

Pics of sister/wife please

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

George,

I'm Impressed, how did you know I married sissy? Oh For farksake, let's not go there already - or does everybody want to party. Every Tasmanian has an arsenal of retaliation gags - do we really want to start an interstate warfare. Ummm, please note here I've got 21 years of Maroon under my belt (as in the wally Lewis years), so you young tackers mught just want to take heed before entering into this "c'mon let's go this hick" game. Don't worry though, I lone tormenting Taswegians almost as much as I love taking the piss out of Seppo's.

P.S You old bastards noticed I actually know how to write proper like?

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

Yeah - I just saw all the spelling mistakes. I drink too ya know.

[scrotty]

For my first ever post on Burleigh cam / kegtalk, I'd just like to say that I was born in America, but my mother was smart enough to bring me over here when I was 9 months old. That makes it politically correct to tell all of these American posters with aggro that they are a bunch of fuckin' tools with bad attitudes, and a total lack of world perspective. Oh, and G'day, hello, how's it goin' to everybody - hope you've all had as good a winter swell season as we have down here in Tassie. Cue the two headed gags........


hahahahaha,
What an insecure tool you are my friend. Most of us seppos have spent more time abroad than you have and have a very clear world perspective. The fact is that America has the biggest fucking immigration problem in the world; people want in, not out. Try fitting that into your myopic logic.

I was going to post something cool that portrayed the courage, sophisticaion and innovation that Australia has produced, but a search of the entire web turned up zilch except for the contributions of Nat and Bob McTavish.

What did I expect from a continent full of penile colony descendants that can't even shrug off the shadow of the crown after a few hundred years?

Keep slagging on the seppos if it helps you deal with your lack of contributions to the world :D .

Game on.

[scrotty]

C'mon Darth, you're an undercover seppo, give me a tug..... :D

[darth_waver]

mate you boast about seppo's spending so much time abroad when its a well known fact that only around twenty percent of americans own passports, and the ones that do basically only use them to go to mexico and get wristies off trannies whilst wasted off bud lights and malboro smoke. How could you be proud to be an american, officially the fattest cunts in the world (other studies show they are also the ugliest and most homosexual country in the world - darthstats.com)

[scrotty]

Oh, I don't know about all that, half of your membours here seem to be inviting each other for gay anal sex on sponges; I expect there are many more catchers than pitchers down under (realstats.com).

I would turn your question about pride around on ya; you haven't owned a surfing title in so long that people can't even remember the MR days without a guidebook, Queen Elizabeth thinks you are her summer cottage and the Canadians look upon you as redheaded step children with poor teeth and an alcohol problem.

Did you notice we are not conversing in Japanese? You're welcome. :D

Better step it up if you want to play.

[darth_waver]

mate benny player won the boogin title the year before last, thats pretty epic. who cares about surf titles? im sure kelly spends the majority of his time in tahitti, indo and islands around the north of australia. you could pretty much call him australian.
mate who cares what the canadians think of us, and the queen goes off in the sack. having done a bit of travelling myself i know that the australian people and the australian way of life is more socially accepted world wide. people are actually happy to run into a white person who isnt just another american. because thats all half of you are. just another american; a drain on your ecconomy and your country. im sure the government is paying for the internet access in your homeless shelter scrotty. and im sure you pick up heaps of chicks cruisin round the ghetto pumpin eminem through your tape player, batting yourself off in your beat up 1925 horse and cart like rust bucket excuse for a car.

[LeahD]

It's weird reading a guy argue with himself (Scrotty = Darth_Waver).

[darth_waver]

It's weird reading a guy argue with himself (Scrotty = Darth_Waver).

spot on the money once again leah. you got me there.

[darth_waver]

clearly you and your mates love the place mate you seem to spend alot of your time arguing about australia, on forums for australia, im guessing your sad existance has been revolving around bcam since you stumbled apon it whilst in a fantisy to one day surf main beach at surfers.

[scrotty]

I am sure you would like to call Slater Australian but he is an American. Let's see:

Occy is not Curren

Kylie is not Madonna

Kirra is not Malibu

Bells is not the Ranch

Steve Irwin was not Marlin Perkins (though a much more lovable bloke)

Shipsterns has nothing on Ruggles

The caps your boat boys wear seem to have originated in Key West or San Francisco, why do you let them wear them in videos that get released? It only promotes the "I like gay anal sex on a sponge" perception world-wide.

The fact that you are stoked about someone winning a sponge title and readily admit it makes me wonder if the the Aussies on the ASP tour are the only ones that can stand up.

Last but not least, the fact that one seppo (Lester as Darth Waver and Lester as Scrotty) is having this conversation proves my point.

I'm so badass I will out myself as a multi-screen name owning mofo. Put that in your didjeridoo and smoke it. Hi Leah!

[samboard]

just so everyone knows, all of nesurf is one person. lester burnham. he is everyone.

except me. i am actually darth waver, been here for years fuckin around with you guys!!! haha, sorry.

ok, now i'll never admit that again and will deny until the day i die.

sam capone

[darth_waver]

mate i have no idea what your talking about. your obviously just having another pipe dream. you crack smoking "american idiot" - greenday (famous american rock and roll band)

[scrotty]

I love how you have to take something from my post out of context and twist it in order to have the slimmest hope of a comeback in your post. I'd quote a famous Australian Rock band but there hasn't been one since AC/DC (which admittedly makes up for the lack of contributions since).

You should log off, study hard and learn to surf (based on your posts I would say 5 years or so) and then come back and try to keep up.

That or be George's intern for a year or so. Maybe some of his wit will rub off on ya.

I AM YOUR FATHER DARTH. I am tired of writing all these posts back and forth. Time to go surf.

[darth_waver]

just so everyone knows, all of nesurf is one person. lester burnham. he is everyone.

except me. i am actually darth waver, been here for years fuckin around with you guys!!! haha, sorry.

ok, now i'll never admit that again and will deny until the day i die.

sam capone

well im flattered to say the least samuel ;)

[darth_waver]

I love how you have to take something from my post out of context and twist it in order to have the slimmest hope of a comeback in your post. I'd quote a famous Australian Rock band but there hasn't been one since AC/DC (which admittedly makes up for the lack of contributions since).

You should log off, study hard and learn to surf (based on your posts I would say 5 years or so) and then come back and try to keep up.

That or be George's intern for a year or so. Maybe some of his wit will rub off on ya.

I AM YOUR FATHER DARTH. I am tired of writing all these posts back and forth. Time to go surf.

maybe you can rub one off for george.

[scrotty]

That would be your (my) job as his intern.

[darth_waver]

mate you can take the position, your much more qualified

[darth_waver]

i just got assigned to the hot chick/fingerbashing division last week.

im sure if you updated your cv you could get the job for george.

[scrotty]

That would be "you're" much more qualified.

That will be the answer in just about every comparison between us except for the gay sex arena (I'll concede to your superior skill set and experience there oh Master of wristies and hummers).

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings Sam Capone/Lester Burnham.

[darth_waver]

george likes boys who can spell ;)

[samboard]

no problem.

darth

[darth_waver]

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings Sam Capone/Lester Burnham.

you were telling me before the only thing hurt tonight was your ass when you tried to shove an nfl ball up it with 150oz of lube

[scrotty]

Whoops, I meant to post that under this screen name directed towards Darth. All these names are so confusing! I promise to be more careful in the future.

[samboard]

what is an nfl ball???

sam

[george]

gold!!!

But I do believe with just a very tiny google search Scrotty could of found one of our greatest exports and we are glad she is exported ... OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN.. or he must be in love with her

[scotty npt]

I Fucking Hate Amercan Seppos.!!!

[scrotty]

gold!!!

But I do believe with just a very tiny google search Scrotty could of found one of our greatest exports and we are glad she is exported ... OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN.. or he must be in love with her


She's been over here so long that she probably considers herself an American and refuses to concede her status as part of the Osbourne clan. That's right, Osbourne. You Aussie's remind me of the drug addled singer from Sabbath so instead of using the term 'Aussie' I will refer to you as Osbournes.

For the record, if you are claiming ONJ as one of your greatest exports I will rest my case now as you just made my point.

G'day Sir George. :D

[george]

Dont forget the wine cask...... chardy in a box... A cracker.....

Esky's. keeps beer cold and ya can stand on em at footy games....


We may not have a lot of cultshure but fark, we know what is important...

I would rather be an insignificant little nation then a target for all the crazies of the world anyway....

btw.. all the peeps that are queing up to get into ya country... all have pilots licenses.... they mean you harm!!!!! (you have been warned)

:):):)

Black Sabbath.. OOOhh Yeah..... I was around when they were young hahahahaha

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of deaths construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!

[george]

your country provided us with Iron Butterfly.. so STFU

[LeahD]

Ok, who wants to eat my pussy?

[george]

I eat enough pussy at Hai's chinese food emporium.. Except they call it chicken.... plus it is well shaved.. unlike yours I gather....

plus I would need pics first....

[camlarn]

I eat enough pussy at Hai's chinese food emporium.. Except they call it chicken.... plus it is well shaved.. unlike yours I gather....

plus I would need pics first....

I get the feeling Leah only has a pussy cos she (it?) paid for a surgeon to give the old fella a nip and tuck. ;)

[scrotty]

your country provided us with Iron Butterfly.. so STFU

Guilty. I officially apologize to the world that Iron Butterfly and Frank Zappa were ever allowed to push the "RECORD" button.

Damn, I hate when somepne brings up Iron Butterfly or New Kids on The Block. :D

[LeahD]

Auzzies suck in bed.

[Whippet]

Leah, you must have some serious issues. go back to your seedy chat rooms pretending to be a chick and get some other creepy wierdos excited.

[george]

I vote for that being a scan... If she really looked like that she would have more pics to post except for that one.......

hide the banana shot maybe???

[upforthearly]

My god all of you sound like a little bunch off girls, can you crazy people please tell me what you get out of talking shit to one another. I just can't seem to find out what it might be.

I have been gone for a short time from Bcam but within that time Bcam went from all these mad crazy aussie in love with there surf posting pictures and talking about where they are off to tomorrow. From right now to random people talking about honestly crap. (What must go through your heads... I’m going to go post on bcam... what the fuck for)

Does giving crap to others make you a bigger person... it seems like such a big waste of time when really you could be surfing.

and every one just seems to have so much anger and huge opinions about every including each other, I have no problem with you saying how you feel, but hiding behind a keyboard and typing your anger is just pointless, go make you life as good as you can instead of sitting here crying.

The funny thing is that you guys put so much effort into your posts, some how thinking that someone actually cares or is going to get offended from what you have to say.

Let people be who they say they are as time goes buy, then build your opinion.

JULIAN

[Whippet]

WHAT? c'mon doolie, its all harmless. There has been no waves for anyone to take photos, you should preach to Huey not people posting crap. Its all harmless.

[darth_waver]

thats cause there is shit all surf to talk about. no one is going to the surf tomorrow so we just have to abuse each other to pass time

[darth_waver]

My god all of you sound like a little bunch off girls, can you crazy people please tell me what you get out of talking shit to one another. I just can't seem to find out what it might be.

I have been gone for a short time from Bcam but within that time Bcam went from all these mad crazy aussie in love with there surf posting pictures and talking about where they are off to tomorrow. From right now to random people talking about honestly crap. (What must go through your heads... I’m going to go post on bcam... what the fuck for)

Does giving crap to others make you a bigger person... it seems like such a big waste of time when really you could be surfing.

and every one just seems to have so much anger and huge opinions about every including each other, I have no problem with you saying how you feel, but hiding behind a keyboard and typing your anger is just pointless, go make you life as good as you can instead of sitting here crying.

The funny thing is that you guys put so much effort into your posts, some how thinking that someone actually cares or is going to get offended from what you have to say.

Let people be who they say they are as time goes buy, then build your opinion.

JULIAN

you've obviously moved on to bigger and better froums mate

[upforthearly]

Just wondering what you get out of it, I’m not attacking that was never my intension at all.

I think that I just miss the old days …

What jobs you crazy people do anyway?

[scrotty]

Time goes 'by', not 'buy' unless the laws of physics are different down under. Shouldn't the Queen's subjects speak the Queen's english?

Don't forget that September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

[george]

Don't forget that September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

WTF!!!!

When is squeal like a Llama Day.... ????

[LeahD]

I vote for that being a scan... If she really looked like that she would have more pics to post except for that one.......

hide the banana shot maybe???

You're right, I shouldn't have posted that. Now all you creeps will be bothering me.

[scrotty]

The day Scotty NPT makes it down under and comes up behind you.

If you don't believe me on the pirate thing, just google it.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

[Gary B]

Wharr's me buckeneer's
Under ya buckin hat!

[Gary B]

To err is Human

To Arhh is Pirate

[Donweather]

Wharr's me buckeneer's
Under ya buckin hat!Gold Gaz, Gold!!! You can come to my pirate parties any day.

[darth_waver]

Wharr's me buckeneer's
Under ya buckin hat!

ahahahahahahahah

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

Scrotty, do you actually surf - you almost seem too intelligent to do something that's so much fun. Ahh, fun, yes that's what I was having when I posted this thread. Jeez, I expected to cop shit for living in Tassie, not Australia. Sorry Seppo's (or at least the one's that don't understand Aussie humour) but I revel in taking the piss out of nationalistic idealistic tools like Scrotty. So Scrotty, go faaaaark your self (oops, was I early for pirates day).

[straddiekook]

That makes it politically correct to tell all of these American posters with aggro that they are a bunch of fuckin' tools with bad attitudes, and a total lack of world perspective...

shouldnt you be aiming that to the majority of fuckwits that live on the goldcoast?

[Bill]

Shivametimbas.

[Ex-Goldy now Tassie]

Jeez Straddy, that's a bit harsh on your fellow locals don't ya reckon? Or have you run away from the scene too? You do know you're free to leave at any time if you don't like it... But seriously, I actually miss the waves there sometimes guys. Crowds may be a shit, but try having fairy penguins popping up next to you while there's frost on the sand when you're surfing!!

[scrotty]

Tassie, you should expect shit for being a farking idiot in general, not for where you live. Your little "I'll trash the seppos so no one will notice I am a fucking tool" plan didn't work, we noticed.

I do surf, standing up and everything. You should try it sometime.

On Talk Like A Pirate Day you would say "Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk Ya"; the "R's" are much more important in pirate lingo than "A's".

As far as taking piss out of me, your best bet is to beg for a Golden Shower after I have downed a few pints....... but alas, I don't fancy tranny spongebobs so you are simply out of luck.

[samboard]

a couple of things, i don't say my r's. we don't use r's in new england. what a shitty name fo ran area by the way, "new england". thatnk god we kicked those shit heels out.

second, anyone get any pics of the south shore of the hawaiian islands? i would imagine there were some sick waves there.

third, can someone explain to me why the new zealanders hate the aussies or ozzies or whatever you are called?

sam

[scrotty]

Osbournes, Sam, Osbournes. Like Ozzy...... especially the Tassie one :D

[samboard]

osbornes. got it. by the way, where the fuck is tasmania??? i always thought tasmania was a marketing term, like "get down to tas's carmart for tasmania!!!!"

or:
http://www.gwrra-mi.org/Images/clipart/TAZ.jpg

sam

[Bill]

third, can someone explain to me why the new zealanders hate the aussies or ozzies or whatever you are called?
sam


Because they all come here to live and are jealous of our naturally wool'less and attractive women.

[Whippet]

They also come over here, move 20 people into one house, all go on the Doll and fight each other at the pub.

[samboard]

they sound like brazillians.

sam

[scotty npt]

Jeez Straddy, that's a bit harsh on your fellow locals don't ya reckon? Or have you run away from the scene too? You do know you're free to leave at any time if you don't like it... But seriously, I actually miss the waves there sometimes guys. Crowds may be a shit, but try having fairy penguins popping up next to you while there's frost on the sand when you're surfing!!

he said dont ya reckon. what an aussie kook bitch.

[Kim Jong Illin']

scrrrotty pray nICe.

[straddiekook]

Jeez Straddy, that's a bit harsh on your fellow locals don't ya reckon? Or have you run away from the scene too? You do know you're free to leave at any time if you don't like it...

I'll be leaving this hole in a bit over a year when my apprenticeship is all finished, it's probly the only thing that is keeping me here at the moment.