Bcam infiltration

[booya]

If your wondering whats going on with the noobs and their whacky posts, most of you already know this but some friends pointed out a forum and the relationship between it, Darth_waver and the noobs.

http://www.nesurf.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17214

They started a thread about joining forums just to piss people off and to see how quickly they get banned. Its set up by Darth_waver to purposely piss people off.

nesurf name = bcam name.

Darth_Waver = Lester Burnham

scottynpt = scottynpt

kookamungus = kookamungus

billdabong = billdabong


They seem to be harmless, Im flattered they chose our forum. I guess we should ban them. Darthy has been around for a while.

[Bill]

Ha, their forum is out of control, Wacky seppos..

[george]

Its tool time...

I vote for having fun!!!!

I cant believe Darthie is in love with teh seppos.....

[SBL]

we can do an even more superer job next week bahaha

[george]

I should go to their forums and post pics of Darth kooking it....

[Gary B]

DArthy darthy darthy...tsk tsk tsk


Thanks for the heads up GC and Don.

[george]

I cant work out the connection between darthie and nesurf... Or am I missing sumpfing

and I was just starting to fanatasize about LeahD and her boobies....

[kookalicious.babe]

darthie is the leader of the nerds

darth_waver = lesterburnham

Lester Burnham
Level 5 Sorceror

thats about as low as its gets right there running around forums trying to piss people off how gay ....

[Bill]

I think Darth's innocent, he's been around for a while. Lester's just using his name on the nesurf website.

[Bill]

they'll be back on in a few hours for more "fun"

[george]

Well I was gunna compare their posts. Except for that once where Darthie waffled on about a dream I dont think their writing styles are that similar..

But really.. who gives a toss.....

Darthie is a funny bastard at times... I kinda like the guy..... (in a manly way of course)

[Donweather]

I think Darth's innocent, he's been around for a while. Lester's just using his name on the nesurf website.Yeah I thought that as well Bill. Darthie wouldn't be in on this surely not.

[kookalicious.babe]

im gonna go with you guys because it says in nesurf forum that lesterburnham is from newport, america and i dnt recognised the guy that sent the info to gcl and don etc.. he may have been on of the nerds

[Bill]

But then again George, I had my suspicions when darth first appeared with squiddy. I thought they were one and the same.

Could be a Keyser Soze moment, uno like at the end of the Usual Suspects

[GC-lidder]

It is now time to announce next week's forumn, and I think that for those of you who surf, you are really going to enjoy this one.


This is one of my top five Australian messagebourds. I think you will enjoy it as much as I have over the years.


but im still not sure, he seems to crap on about australia like its completely foreign
does anyone know darth in real life? anyone actually know him?

EDIT: trev knows him.

i got some anonymous tip.
got no clue why they chose me to send it to. :rolleyes:

EDIT:

failed to notice that lester burnham actually posted a thread "dry"
so he's not darth_waver
dont know why the hell they singled HIM out!

nesurf name = bcam name.

lester burnham = lesterburnham

scottynpt = scottynpt

kookamungus = kookamungus

billdabong = billdabong

BUNCH OF n00bs!!!!

I don't see any difference with the names.

I still have no clue why they singled out darth tho.
Sorry if i jumped to conclusions.

pfft toy with them.......

[sunnycoastbooger]

i have never met Darth, but i know people that know him.

[scotty npt]

wow! you auzies caught on fatser than any one else did. if you think this shit is funny you should check come of our stylings over on the ALPACA forums. I will get you the link. I guess Australians are not as dumb as thought.:mrgreen:

(sobering up now)

[GC-lidder]

Please don't tell me you pronounced that "ossies".
Yes. And we can also spell properly. :)
Whaddya' know?

[Slick]

im gonna go with you guys because it says in nesurf forum that lesterburnham is from newport, america and i dnt recognised the guy that sent the info to gcl and don etc.. he may have been on of the nerds


when did bcam pick up a female??? kookalicious babe eh?

[LeahD]

There is another girl here? She is probably butch. The "D" in LeahD stands for something boys.:p

[Slick]

Disgusting?

[scotty npt]

leah D. will you have sex with me? I am so ronery.

[LeahD]

Disgusting?

I take it you aren't to familiar with the ladies.

[GC-lidder]

we're on the internet. you could be a man in a wig for all we care.
we do not ejaculate over the reference to a D cup on a forum.
freakin' yanks. go bomb another country.

[george]

Desperate???
Dull??
Diligent??

[Slick]

clever george. dont forget

Dusty
Degenerate
Despicable
Dirty
Downright Ugly

[george]

take it easy on me slick...

Its the middle of the night .. I only woke up to answer the fone....

[george]

Actually.. the D in Leah is "Dave" the 50 year old faggot who is bangin this shemale.... :)

[darth_waver]

this is fucking bullshit. why would i go onto an american site and post shit about bcam? i know trev and ive worked for gaz and im friends with alot of people's mates who use this site. i think everyone is taking this a little too seriously. i recon they chose dath because its a pretty gay name. dont really care about all this shit anyways just hear there is some shit going around about banning me but i really have no idea why. why dont you trace the ip's or something im sure you'll find im not lester burnham. he sounds like a faggot anyways

[george]

he is not the messiah... he is a naughty boy..... now go away!!! hahahahah

[scotty npt]

this is fucking bullshit. why would i go onto an american site and post shit about bcam? i know trev and ive worked for gaz and im friends with alot of people's mates who use this site. i think everyone is taking this a little too seriously. i recon they chose dath because its a pretty gay name. dont really care about all this shit anyways just hear there is some shit going around about banning me but i really have no idea why. why dont you trace the ip's or something im sure you'll find im not lester burnham. he sounds like a faggot anyways

he is definately a faggot.

[lesterburnham]

you guys should join that site and do the samething mate!

I am not gay but have been know to make out with alpacas.

[billdabong]

i am just trying to perfect my message bourding skills :mrgreen:

[billdabong]

you guys should join that site and do the samething mate!

I am not gay but have been know to make out with alpacas.

can you put a saddle on an alpaca and ride it like a horse?

[Bill]

The "D" in LeahD stands for something boys.:p

D = has donger

So where's ya Alpaca forum link?

[billdabong]

http://www.alpacanation.com/forum/default.asp?CAT_ID=1

they actually deleted many of the funny threads....they take life waaaay to seriously

[LeahD]

You guys are jerks.
I am a real girl...ask Fenster Burnham. Scotty always tries to sleep with me but he's not my type.
Alapcas will let you do anything to them. ;)

[Bill]

There is no whey you're a real chick, period (pardon the pun)

[LeahD]

There is no whey you're a real chick, period (pardon the pun)

Yes I am. Are you ronery?

[Bill]

Ok, pop a tit or get out caaarrrnt

[LeahD]

That kind of talk turns me on. What are you wearing? I'm in my undies. ;) That is me in the avatar.

[Bill]

Wow! Let me clarify....

Hi! I'm Lester Burnham. You may remembour me from such threads as "Help!...I Think My Longbourds a Funbourd" and "The Chroncicles of LeahD (Versions 3,4,and 5).

I guess I'm going back to the Alpaca forumn.

Great job messagebourding

[LeahD]

Bill, don't be so angry. You sound like you are mad because you blew a load thinking about me and now you think I'm a boy.

[Bill]

You wish Fenster Burnham, there was never a question about the fact that you're a bloke, fact is you moonlight a leahD to get the male attention you've always craved.

[Bill]

Oh, and what makes you think I'm angry?

This is just a bit of sunday morning fun right?

[LeahD]

Hey LeahD, I see you're a new here on the BCam. So what part of the Goldie you from?

Sure Bill,
Fact is I am a real girl. If you didn't think so, then why did you send me this private message then?

[Gary B]

Hey guys its cool, I know LeahD.
She is one of the hottest strippers around.
The D stands for Dildo, and she has the biggest arsenal of the bugga's that she manages to 'put away' in all the right and wrong spots.

[Booger]

sign me up.

[Donweather]

Gee, I thought the "D" stood for "Don is Good", which is what all the girls usually say!!!

2140

[Booger]

When I started Team Fenster it was just me and my Kelly Slaiter poster. People even laughed at me believe it or not. Then I got a surfbourd and a whole bunch of great new surfboarding friends like you guys. I can't wait until summer to go surfboarding.


LOLOL.

[george]

That whole Team Fenster is funny shite hahahahahah

Lets piss these guys off big time and NOT ban em hahahahah

I wish I could register on NESURF....

[Wannabeenesurfer]

nesurf pisses me off you cant even register for the forum. I even sent a message to their admin to see wtf is up with the registration beign closed and got no response....booo

[Bill]

Sure Bill,
Fact is I am a real girl. If you didn't think so, then why did you send me this private message then?

Nice one, very creative.

Yeah I tried to sign up for your message "bourd" Lester, but it won't let me.

Not fair I say, we could bring some gourmet aussie culture to nesurf mate!

[Gary B]

Just thought i'd point out that our Darthy has nothing to do with the seppo's.

I have checked a few things and he is in teh clear.

Case closed/

[KOOKAMUNGUS]

Damn...my ears were burning, now I know why.


It has been a few since I have traversed your fair shores and enjoyed a VB (incidentally, if anyone is interested in shipping a sixer of VB to New England I am sure that we can work something out), and I just wanted to say
I don't know who those other wackos are, but I would watch out for that scotty guy...he seems a bit "off"
Anyway...think about sending the VB, I can't get it here.

[LeahD]

Nice one, very creative.

Yeah I tried to sign up for your message "bourd" Lester, but it won't let me.

Not fair I say, we could bring some gourmet aussie culture to nesurf mate!

Hi Bill! Can you stop PMing my friends from NESurf and asking them for my number. Thanks!
Creep

[george]

Go Bill....
shes hot fer ya mate.....

[darth_waver]

she's got a raging boner

[Bill]

she's got a raging boner

The dirty shlarpa!

[darth_waver]

a dirty clit stiffy

[camlarn]

a dirty clit stiffy

Like the last chick that had her way with you Darth?

[Gary B]

Like the last chick that had her way with you Darth?

She had a clittoris like a small boys penis

[darth_waver]

it even had a foreskin

[Gary B]

NOthing better than going down on a chick with a fore'y on her clit

[up-over]

There is another girl here? She is probably butch. The "D" in LeahD stands for something boys.:p

D = Dike? And no I am not one. :rolleyes:

[Gary B]

Are you still in Aus up-over?

[up-over]

unfortunately no. :( I am back in Seattle, good thing it is summer or I would really be depressed. I was so busy with uni during my stay that the time flew by. i want to return in a year after graduation though and explore + travel south.

it was interesting staying in the yha hostel in Noosa. I was the only american girl out of english, german, aussies etc... and I was labeled the "cool" american girl (apparently americans are not usually nice) hmmm, go figure...now that I am back I see what they mean.

I said hello to someone on the street the other day and she just gave a dirty look and kept going :rolleyes: not everybody is like that but seattle is really stuck up due to all the californians moving here...(microsoft:twisted: )

[Bill]

I said hello to someone on the street the other day and she just gave a dirty look and kept going


I hate that shit, you should always say g'day.

Whats the world coming too, fark me rohn.

[SBL]

stuck up slut

[up-over]

stuck up slut



maybe i should say that instead, at least I would get a reaction:cool:

[scotty npt]

up-over,

yuou sound pretty cool to me. I would never call you a slut.

[LeahD]

Hey Scotty, I give in. I'm going to come over and bounce my D sized titties all over your ronery face tonight. Oh so ronery. So so ronery.

Bill, I'll wear a strapon and fuck you in your ass you sack-less faggot.

[Bill]

Well well, someone's offended!

Get a life Lester and stop moonlighting as a online trannie you prison bitch faggot.

[up-over]

up-over,

yuou sound pretty cool to me. I would never call you a slut.

ha ha, thanks. but I think SBL was referring to the chick i said hi [g'day] to...not me...i hope :???: :)

[scotty npt]

I changed my mind. youare definately a cunt. no wonder no one will marry you.

[Booger]

I'd stick my fingers in

Does that count?

[george]

Scotty muh man... lighten up dude....

I would marry her.... but I am old and fat and bald and I like sitting on rocks in the nude..... Well I dont like it but I cant figure out how to get the chicks to do it.. always ends up with them holdin the camera and me without gear on...

[Jb]

someone hurry up and ban these nesurf nerds

[kookalicious.babe]

slick im just setting the record a aint a chick

[Gary B]

your not??!!!

oh damn...I feel so betrayed

[george]

slick im just setting the record a aint a chick

OOHHH FARK...

You better destroy those PMs I sent ya.... pleeeease

[kookalicious.babe]

but i can see how desperate everyone is for a chick on this god dang forum

[kookalicious.babe]

OOHHH FARK...

You better destroy those PMs I sent ya.... pleeeease

haha farkk

there deleting as we speak goergie

[george]

haha farkk

there deleting as we speak goergie


whew

Harumph.. Thanks Mate....

[kookalicious.babe]

haha my pleasure they were pretty full on i was getting scared

[scotty npt]

someone hurry up and ban these nesurf nerds



whay dont you hurry up and shut your dirty cock swallowing mouth kook.

[samboard]

show them your myspace page, then they will believe you, you fucking twat.

another hottie we have over here is cassied. she also has a myspace. and team fenster is an international phenomenom. Huge in Japan.

by the way, why do you guys type shit out like teenagers text messaging each other?

one more thing, we are jealous of you and your surf. other than that, fuck the UK.

sam capone

[Kim Jong Illin']

HARRRRRRROW Dam it.
http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/kin-jong-il.jpg

[LeahD]

No way Sam...I kind of like them thinking I'm a boy. More fun for me!

Hi Bill!

[duke nukem]

show them your myspace page, then they will believe you, you fucking twat.

another hottie we have over here is cassied. she also has a myspace. and team fenster is an international phenomenom. Huge in Japan.

by the way, why do you guys type shit out like teenagers text messaging each other?

one more thing, we are jealous of you and your surf. other than that, fuck the UK.

sam capone

samboard....you can fuck off too

ps 'cassied' also sounds like a swamp donkey

[scrotty]

anyone with a sponge in their avatar needs to sack up and learn to surf before they start talking shit, puke.

[duke nukem]

:edit: not lowering myself to their standard

[studog]

Gaz mate, yar comments are so flamin gay I cant believe it!
Whater ya doin hangin with these jerkooffs?

[consumer]

he jerks me off, then i jerk him off and so on. thats how it goes round here

[george]

he jerks me off, then i jerk him off and so on. thats how it goes round here

Damn right connie...... and then we all join in....

[Bill]

Gaz mate, yar comments are so flamin gay I cant believe it!
Whater ya doin hangin with these jerkooffs?

Go blow a goat ya monkey pumper!

[samboard]

its kind of like they want you to be a guy. maybe its because they all sit around naked on the computer posting adds on local singles sites claiming to be 20 year old women looking for dates and asking for pictures.

i hear burliegh has a huge gay population. not that there's anything wrong with that.

sam

[scotty npt]

whts hilarious is how ausies type in an ausi accent.

[backloop]

Just what the faark is all this shite about? What happened to just normal? discussions about our local breaks, waves, or lack thereof, and general bullshit about the tubes ridden...secret breaks..getaways and of course the perfect cuppa...(can't forget about our George and the Gaz man).

Fuckin seppos.........they really do come from a different planet.....

[darth_waver]

so true

[samboard]

see, in america, we don't have a nickname for an australian because we don't care.

where is seppo derived from?

sam

[up-over]

see, in america, we don't have a nickname for an australian because we don't care.

where is seppo derived from?

sam



your ass.

[prophet]

all surfers from australia are farking kooooookskkksksss, and fagssss. i heard the only reason mick is doing good this year is because taj finally decided to take it in the ass instead of only giving head.

[samboard]

your ass.

my ass is a seppo? i'm going to google seppo, i'll get back to you.

sam capone

[samboard]

1. Seppo

Derogertory word used by the English and Australians for all American nationals. Derived from Rhyming slang (Septic Tank = Yank)

Will those stupid seppos ever shut up bragging about how much lemonade they can drink?

by William Balderdash Mar 16, 2003 email it
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2. seppo

septic tank, rhyming slang for yank, an american person

would of been a good palace if it wasn't full of seppo wankers

by anonymous Dec 9, 2002 email it
3
. seppo

Slang for Americans - as septic tank rhymes with yank, but Americans are also full of shit like septic tanks

This seppo would not shut up about NFL last week

damn, you guys need to get your own country/government/slang. Being the UK's bitch means you are our bitch.

sam capone

[prophet]

http://www.meetgaycouples.com/gay_love_coach/images/is-image_passion,fizzles3.jpgaussie's

[samboard]

http://sio.midco.net/sublime/home/ownedac58.jpg

aussies!

sam capone

[scotty npt]

OH NOOOOOOO they called me a septic tank or whatever!!!! noooooooo!!!!!

how can I go on?

stupid fucking kooks!

[hand-solo]

guys can't we all just get along and rejoice in our hatred of poseurs like ron lees...check out his site...

www.northeastsurfing.com

oh and will someone post some links of ron surfing for these aussies before they start jerking off to pictures of heath ledger...

[hand-solo]

a septic tank...that makes no sense...no wonder the australian Navy is known as "Five guys in a boat with some fosters and a sore assed koala"

[LeahD]

guys can't we all just get along and rejoice in our hatred of poseurs like ron lees...check out his site...

www.northeastsurfing.com

oh and will someone post some links of ron surfing for these aussies before they start jerking off to pictures of heath ledger...

Here you go.
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb183/Totts3/Pillsbury.jpg

[Sharik]

a septic tank...that makes no sense...no wonder the australian Navy is known as "Five guys in a boat with some fosters and a sore assed koala"

Jabba lays the smack down again.

[scotty npt]

Here you go.
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb183/Totts3/Pillsbury.jpg



you arethe man totts..... um i mean

[samboard]

i am no longer posting at nesurf, only here.

sam

[george]

But you seem to be the only one posting here hahahahah

Seppos - You carry on how we call you names yet you have a derogatory name for every non american nationality - get over it, move on... it is teh new world order where every one wants to be an aussie..... Suck shit .. we were here second hahahaha

[up-over]

Jabba lays the smack down again.


uh? :confused: smack down? isn't that from wwf? ...loser

[Cazza]

:O americans mocking australians? you fucking retards RE-elected someone who can barely tie his shoes. you found that out the first time, yet you all voted for him again! and if u say 'oh i didnt vote' then its own stupid fault that he did get elected again.

next american president will have down syndrome.

[consumer]

http://www.meetgaycouples.com/gay_love_coach/images/is-image_passion,fizzles3.jpgaussie's


more pics like this please, then we can all chat over a latte about who's arse hurts the most. by the way george, where is your number 1 latte stomping ground

[george]

Ahh connie... I have about 4 little establishments that I frequent in the George/Roma st end of Brisbane City... Otherwise I just hit up Glorious Genes when I am on teh coast or Pie shop coffee is good too....



But you know wot they say about americans... They never leave their mates behind hahahah

[darth_waver]

Here you go.
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb183/Totts3/Pillsbury.jpg

that looks like gaz to me mate

[GC-lidder]

Ahh connie... I have about 4 little establishments that I frequent in the George/Roma st end of Brisbane City

hanging around newfarm with your maltese terrier sipping a latte with don are we?
ahahahah
sick of these trigger happy retards.
An american and an english person jump off a 30 storey building.
Who hits the ground first?


Well the american does because they're all fat.
But we don't give a shit because we're all out surfing waves over 1ft.

[samboard]

:O americans mocking australians? you fucking retards RE-elected someone who can barely tie his shoes. you found that out the first time, yet you all voted for him again! and if u say 'oh i didnt vote' then its own stupid fault that he did get elected again.

next american president will have down syndrome.

we already have that. the next one will be mexican. appointed by king george (bush).

sam capone

[george]

we already have that. the next one will be mexican. appointed by king george (bush).

sam capone

Crikey... for a minute I thought I was gunna have to choose some one...

I woulda picked booger..... or Josh...

[samboard]

i thought the word "crikey" was something that only steve irwin (RIP) would say.

by the way, i've seen some awesome footage of irwin surfing in his earlier days. he was the world's hero. figures he'd marry a seppo. i'm going to start talking in australian soon.

sam capone

[GC-lidder]

We Know Your Fucking Name Is Sam Capone You Stupid Foreigner!
At The End Of Every Bloody Post Is Overkill
Just Piss Off Stupid Seppo. Go Pull A Donkey.

[samboard]

seriously, the seppo thing. that has gotta be the coolest thing for a country to have, a nickname dedicated to just its citizens.

what is the donkey thing though? is that also from the british book of slang? maybe when you guys get a wct title in this millenium you'll be able to release yourself from british ownership.

by the way, now that tony blair is gone, who's your new leader?

sam capone

[scotty npt]

:O americans mocking australians? you fucking retards RE-elected someone who can barely tie his shoes. you found that out the first time, yet you all voted for him again! and if u say 'oh i didnt vote' then its own stupid fault that he did get elected again.

next american president will have down syndrome.



we all? what the fuck areyou talking about mother fucker! I didnt vote for that dumb fucking kook. just because a president gets elected doesnt mean everyone in the country voted ofr him.


fuck all of you little bitches. who is the first country you would come cryin to if you ever needed an ally in a conflict? pussys

[scotty npt]

We Know Your Fucking Name Is Sam Capone You Stupid Foreigner!
At The End Of Every Bloody Post Is Overkill
Just Piss Off Stupid Seppo. Go Pull A Donkey.

fuck you fag. we are not foriegners. the internet cas no boundries. lick the sweaty side of my sack you dumb ausie fuck face bitch mother fucking pussy bitch!

[up-over]

fuck you fag. we are not foriegners. the internet cas no boundries. lick the sweaty side of my sack you dumb ausie fuck face bitch mother fucking pussy bitch!


I hope you have a good time in aus and meet many friendly ppl. I'm sure they will love you as they do all yanks. you can tell them how your so much better than everybody...go ahead, make us all look good.

[scotty npt]

you are sooooo fucking stupid bitch. do think i am really like this in real life? what the hell is wrong with you? did the doctor drop yuoon your head when you were born or something? all of you people are so goddamb stupid and gullible. if I told my shit tasted good would you let me give you a hot lunch.?

[up-over]

sooooo yuoon goddamb


sure, I'm the one that got dropped...:rolleyes:

[scotty npt]

well, you arethe one who thinks i am serious. i am only telling this because I feel bad for dumb people sometimes.

[george]

ummm Allow me to step in here.....

Scotty ol mate... Try a bit of humour (err humor to you) in your put downs.... It makes for more interesting reading then the usual dribble. Sarcasm is also good.

ok back to it you 2 love birds.....

[george]

just because a president gets elected doesnt mean everyone in the country voted ofr him.


That statement right there indicates why "the greatest country on earth" is governed by the minority.... Until you lot have compulsory voting you will always get dickheads (with money) in charge of the joint. With only 30% of the population voting, your country will always be regarded with disdain by the rest of us...

You really should get out more and see how the rest of the world regards your country.... and countrymen.....

So Scotty .. were you successful in your attempt to be dogcatcher????

[prophet]

hey george wanna fuck? im gay.

[george]

But I am not.... Ya Turd Burglin Seppo

[Sharik]

That statement right there indicates why "the greatest country on earth" is governed by the minority.... Until you lot have compulsory voting you will always get dickheads (with money) in charge of the joint. With only 30% of the population voting, your country will always be regarded with disdain by the rest of us...

You really should get out more and see how the rest of the world regards your country.... and countrymen.....

So Scotty .. were you successful in your attempt to be dogcatcher????

Why don't you check your figures again. It was over 50% voter turnout for the 2004 presidential elections. Unfortunately there are just a whole bunch of stupid fucking twats that can't think for themselves who voted for Bush. Yes I did vote against Bush in each of the last two elections and I did vote for the man who won the popular vote in 2000.

What are the Australian voter turnouts?

[Bill]

National Voter Turnout - 2004 Federal Election
State House of Representatives (%) Senate (%)
NSW 94.70 95.11
VIC 94.87 95.43
QLD 93.74 94.13
WA 92.79 93.66
SA 94.79 95.36
TAS 95.65 95.90
ACT 94.95 95.21
NT 84.25 84.41
National 94.32 94.82

[Bill]

Is voting not compulsary in the states?

50% is low for a imperialist, I meant republican, sorry democratic country.

Some of your people are sheep, asleep and complacent. If you don't vote you have no right to comment or complain.

[scotty npt]

what the fuck are all of you retards talking about?

[LeahD]

I think he is talking about a poll with the "Pee on tash's cat" option.

[george]

The POTC option would be much more attractive in many plebescites then the usual retread politicians we have to put up with....

But my 30% figure was plucked from memory and musta been the percentage of voters who ticked his box. For the "Leader" of the "free" world to be elected by just 30% of his constituency is certainly cause for alarm.. but you people just dont get it... do you???

[LeahD]

The POTC option would be much more attractive in many plebescites then the usual retread politicians we have to put up with....

But my 30% figure was plucked from memory and musta been the percentage of voters who ticked his box. For the "Leader" of the "free" world to be elected by just 30% of his constituency is certainly cause for alarm.. but you people just dont get it... do you???

LOL George! I just noticed your "Location" and I got a good giggle out of it. Very cute.

[Cazza]

we all? what the fuck areyou talking about mother fucker! I didnt vote for that dumb fucking kook. just because a president gets elected doesnt mean everyone in the country voted ofr him.


fuck all of you little bitches. who is the first country you would come cryin to if you ever needed an ally in a conflict? pussys

they obviously dont teach you to read properly over there ay? read the rest of what i said and what you said is completely obsolete.

and the reason we would come crying to you is because u have a complete monopoly on weapons. that doesnt make you a good country. its like the rich smelly kid, ya dont wanna be friends with him, but ya wanna use him cause he is rich.

never before, besides germany when hitler was in charge, has a country been as universaly hated as america.

[Bill]

Hate their foreign policy, but like everywhere there are people good and bad.

[SBL]

fuck ay im just kid tryin to have a good time

[scotty npt]

they obviously dont teach you to read properly over there ay? read the rest of what i said and what you said is completely obsolete.

and the reason we would come crying to you is because u have a complete monopoly on weapons. that doesnt make you a good country. its like the rich smelly kid, ya dont wanna be friends with him, but ya wanna use him cause he is rich.

never before, besides germany when hitler was in charge, has a country been as universaly hated as america.


i LIKE BEING HATED SO, THANKS i GUESS.

[samboard]

damn, i have no idea what this thread is talking about anymore. percentages, cumpulsory, imperialism.

in the words of one of america's greatest heroes, "can't we all just get along"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/bhm05/gallery/90s/2.jpg

sam

[darth_waver]

Hate their foreign policy, but like everywhere there are people good and bad.

tru

[samboard]

one time i was sailing around NZ during the americas cup, and i was the only american on board. this was right before the attackon iraq, the 2nd time.

little did i know that america is the route of all evil. did you know we even made global warming so the rest of the world would have to buy our air conditioners??? and we also keep the technology to make cars get 150 mpg(what do you use, kilometers?).

and what else did they tell me, uhm, something about copper wiring, how we made everyone use more copper since we owned all the mines... we are crazy.

did you also know that we all have guns, are in gangs, love jesus, and have jesus gang gun wars through the streets of new york city. never walk around nyc at night or you'll be killed by the jesus gang with guns.

and the simpsons are not even american, they're southern korean. and leahd went missing when lester burnham had her come over to look at a surfboard. rumor is he keeps her under his stairs, gimp style.

i love guns.

sam

ps. sign on to nesurf and make fun of all the "seppos", it'll be fun, the alpacca nation of george is already taking over.

[lesterburnham]

Does it matter what kind of wax I use on my board?

Can I use wax to seal a ding?

Thank You

Lesterburnham

[scrotty]

waxonwaxoff works best for LeahD.

[lesterburnham]

leahd needs to oil up for me!! mate.......

[Whippet]

she only has one hole to oil up..... the out hole.

[samboard]

she has a mouth as well.

sam

[LeahD]

You guys are a bunch of pigs.

[Bill]

waxonwaxoff works best for LeahD.

Yeah back sack and crack

[up-over]

You guys are a bunch of pigs.



well, that's what ya get for haven your avatar with yo ass hangen out, :rolleyes:

sorry but it's the truth, maybe you could try something a little more subtle—no offense.

[samboard]

leahd in real life is actually kind of a prude. we had a big get together a year ago, everyone got sloshed while leahd talked with the owner of the establishment. she didn't know that the owner was actually an nesurf forum memebr and he told us all the shit she was saying.

she doesn't drink, looks down on people that do, she is in MMA (mixed martial arts) and never parties.

she is hot, but she is probably a lesbian...

if i were a lesbian, i'd be all over her arse.

sam capone

[LeahD]

sam,

you are so full of shit. i drank at that party. you guys just drink like sailors. try some moderation in your alcohol consumption. there is nothing attractive about a bunch of guys getting completely shattered.

[samboard]

well, that's what ya get for haven your avatar with yo ass hangen out, :rolleyes:

sorry but it's the truth, maybe you could try something a little more subtle—no offense.

i like this girl, if you are in fact a girl. leahd, take notes you twat.

sam

[Kim Jong Illin']

the reeder rikey reahd. rikey reahd verrrry much! maybe i go and say harrow! haRRow in da pants reahd! you rooking for a new booooooyfawend? kim rikes western womeeeen. hi rester and sam.

[scrotty]

Harrrrrrrrooooooow Kim Jong Illin!

Rester

[scrotty]

Damn! Did it again.

[Kim Jong Illin']

haRRow! rester. how you today? is reahd ok and still hawwwwwt? she makes me feer arr funny. hey- rooks rike npt is gonna be the prace to be this weekend. we stirr gonna party red styre? HArRRRRRow!

[scrotty]

bring your rittre red book and rots of rice. we will do lots of orries and boost big airs airs over Scotty NPT's rittre head.

Maybe Totts too. HARROW!

[scotty npt]

You guys are a bunch of pigs.



whats up? you little slut you.:p

[Kim Jong Illin']

orries and big airs. oh my oh my. the reeder rikey to see dat! THE REEDER RERRY RIKEY TO SEE DAT! but unfor. stirr can't do anything b/c of well, you know- when scrotty got arr ronery and tried to...... in the ..., then went all barristic on my dogs......but I'rr have my cam with me so i can get the footy. carr you on my way down, but pran on the crub rike the arpah-bit at some point- our house is right next door.

[george]

there is nothing attractive about a bunch of guys getting completely shattered.

Unless you happen to be one of those guys....

I used to be very attractive when I was getting smashed!!!!!!!