Snapper Why fkn bother

[Darryn Patch]

Today I left the camera at home and decided to go for a surf instead, big mistake.

I stopped at Snapper and it was better than good. It was 3-4 offshore hollow as hollow and not that crowded for snapper maybe 50 guys stretched the way down the point. Well I got out there and in 3 fkn hours I got 3 waves 2 of which I got I suffered the most blatant of drop ins and one wave that produced a decent 5 second barrel. If I were in a bad mood I think I woulda smacked some cnt out for burning me but I just laughed thinking you guys suffer this shit everytime it is decent at snapper. No way was it even half enjoyable everyone looked like their dog had died last night biggest bunch of sorry assed dole bludging losers I have ever had the misfortune paddling around with. Every wave had 3-4 guys paddling for it and whoever got it generally got dropped in anyway unless it was a solid set

Even good surfers were gettin fuk all I mean you could here people sayin 2 waves in two hours or I aint got any yet. As far as I am concerened as good of a wave that snapper is the place can get farked. How can there be so many people in the water there during the week?

Is it full of fkn dead beat dole bludgers cause everyone seemed to know each other there were kids that shoulda been at school?? what the fuk is going on? How can 50 guys all know each other and all be off work today? serious they must be all losers on the dole with no transport to travel anywhere.

Couple of guys where gettin all the sets and then snakin everyone else padding inside allday.

I don't think I'll ever surf there again.

[SBL]

mr. neg

[johnoccy]

fuk thats funny! man i feel the pain!!!!!!!! ...ahhhhh i laugh cause it always happens to me...here..here

[masta]

we all feel ya pain mate!!

crowds are seriously fukd up on the goldy.

[tomtuberider_1]

when did u go down?

[Darryn Patch]

Friday morning between 9am and midday.

[george]

you need to get a job patchy!!!!

[Boozed Crab]

Lat time I was on the Goldy I got it with about 50 guys out and slightly onshore 3' . Got one wave in an hour and half and go dropped in on, punched the guy in the head and paddled in. I will never surf that place again, it makes the old crowds Kirra sound appealing.

[Booger]

It was 3-4 offshore hollow as hollow.

Patchy mate you need to get your hand off your d1k and onto the trigger because that call was shocking. Maybe they just dropped in on you because your apart of that amazing bus driver crew that you were bagging out the other day.

[GC-lidder]

Booger you are 1 smartarse post away from 3000.

[Darryn Patch]

he'd be lucky to count to 10 so I doubt 3000 means anything to him.

[sunnycoastbooger]

It was 3-4 offshore hollow as hollow.

Patchy mate you need to get your hand off your d1k and onto the trigger because that call was shocking. Maybe they just dropped in on you because your apart of that amazing bus driver crew that you were bagging out the other day.


haha dont forget his 5 second barrel. darryn you wouldnt know 5 second barrel if it lipped you

[Darryn Patch]

Unlike you and your cock breath mates I can count well past 5.

[straddiekook]

Unlike you and your cock breath mates I can count well past 5.

but you cant count up to 5

[sunnycoastbooger]

so u really think u got a 5 second barrel HAHAHAHAHAHA

[GC-lidder]

I can count well past 5.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w185/greenie91_bucket/goldstar.jpg


I think you've earnt it. :)

[Surfer Jo]

Gotta say its good to see some fukn rarking on this fourm!!!!

I visit the goldy alot and really love the place, gotta say tho in all the times iv been there i have only surfed snapper once and basically it was to say iv surfed it, when ever im over now I surf Burleigh is the points are working and the spit/strady if its more of a beachy day...also surf dbah alot cuz i think its one of the funest beachys around (even tho its crowded as fuk)

Im not a local by any means haha but one thing i have noticed about snapper and dbah is that it tends to be fulled up with groms aiming to get some photos taken and some fame to help there career move along.

[Darryn Patch]

SCB you are a real fkn twit so is your ass bandit mate straddiekook

Anyone who scores a wave at snapper is likely to get a pit anywhere from 2-10 seconds thats all the wave does is fkn barrells you dumb homo. Don't you see the 10 and 15 second barrels it throws out or the times when you see someone score 2, 10 second barrells on the one wave on the Friday surf reports on the news.

Or are you to cool and just just trying to be a dumb smartass pre ejeculator trying to write people off. You remind me of the smartass cunts I went to school with who would just heap shit on people all day, Well it was all fun and games for one of them till I broke his fkn jaw that seemed to shut a whole lot of the fukas up real quick. Got me suspended for 2 weeks but it was worth it.

Maybe thats what you and ya dumb fkn illiterate school mates need, someone to bust you up. It may not be that far off when you least expect it someone may just trash your face because you were trying to be cool and write someone off and they turned the tables on you real fast.

Trust me dude it does happen I've seen it a few times were some loud mouth smartass walks out of a pub with no teeth and a whole lot of pain for trying to be the man.

But you know what, I reckon you are to stupid to even consider that oneday your mouth will sign checks that your fist can't cash and you will get nailed. Oneday.

[straddiekook]

you're the man patch

[Bill]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/aframes/whitenoise.jpg

[cblack]

snapper is the worst place ever tho..crowd is ridiculous

[xjaymiejonesx]

hahaha too right!

[Darryn Patch]

I would have expected something more dim witted than that, maybe your syphillis ridden mate will have more of a writeoff.

Looking forward to her reply.

[xjaymiejonesx]

get into em patchy

[Booger]

SCB you are a real fkn twit so is your ass bandit mate straddiekook

Anyone who scores a wave at snapper is likely to get a pit anywhere from 2-10 seconds thats all the wave does is fkn barrells you dumb homo.


Or are you to cool and just just trying to be a dumb smartass pre ejeculator trying to write people off. You remind me of the smartass cunts I went to school with who would just heap shit on people all day, Well it was all fun and games for one of them till I broke his fkn jaw that seemed to shut a whole lot of the fukas up real quick. Got me suspended for 2 weeks but it was worth it.

Maybe thats what you and ya dumb fkn illiterate school mates need, someone to bust you up. It may not be that far off when you least expect it someone may just trash your face because you were trying to be cool and write someone off and they turned the tables on you real fast.

Trust me dude it does happen I've seen it a few times were some loud mouth smartass walks out of a pub with no teeth and a whole lot of pain for trying to be the man.

But you know what, I reckon you are to stupid to even consider that oneday your mouth will sign checks that your fist can't cash and you will get nailed. Oneday.


wow patchy i dont know what to think of this post from calling snapper a wave that barrels from 2-10 seconds to pumpin yourself up to be the next golden glove winner to writing a fuckin rap song towards the end. when you got your fight on at school (which no doubt after you were suspended you never returned because you are 1 short of a brain) im sure you were the kid that liked to talk himself up but never really took any action, instead cried himself to sleep cause everyone thought he talked shit.

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3000

[Cazza]

snapper is sooooooooo dumb. the wave itself is great, but the people are shit. i love it how they dont care about dropping in on people, then they get dropped in on and go crazy. fuckin wankers really. god damnit i havent been in the surf since feb, its killing me.

[masta]

hey bill,,,, i can only see a bunch of squares / rectangles... ??

[Bill]

Look harder and you'll see the meaning of life in there masta

[sunnycoastbooger]

you're the man patch

Not much, but he summed it up. What else can you say. 2 posts about you making shit calls about 5 second barrels and your writing essays on how you beat people up. You are the MAN

[what_a_bogan]

Man if i only got one good wave at snapper and it was a 5 sec bazza i would be stoked.

[masta]

"Look harder and you'll see the meaning of life in there masta"

... sqaures and rectables is teh meanings of life ?

[Donweather]

Look harder and you'll see the meaning of life in there mastaI saw it!!!

[Gary B]

I saw it too, and now I wish I hadn't..

[yewwww!]

Thats why I don't surf anymore. Waste of time....

Your one angry man though Patch....

[Darryn Patch]

Yeww I aint angry I doubt anyone who has ever met me would say I am angry or ever in a bad mood. I just don't tolerate fools and there are a few of em on here.

Dickheds like straddiekook who would make you beleive that getting a 5 second barrel at snapper is unheard of, well a comment like that SK makes you sound like a bigger dickhead than you are. 5 second kegs are a dime a dozen there.

However you know everything so who am I to argue.

[exbunobooga]

dont you surf anymore yewww? When I was over there some of the best surfs I had were by myself on a uncrowded beachy around mermaid area. A few times out at burly id say to myself "fuck this shit, fuck surfing" but thats just the crowds pissing me off.

[prophet]

patch you sound like a fuckin idiot. no wonder you didnt get any waves, your a farking KOOOK

[scotty npt]

patch you sound like a fuckin idiot. no wonder you didnt get any waves, your a farking KOOOK



fuck off prophet. you are stealing my moves you fuck face littel faggit!!!

you would be dropping in on people left and right if you could even surf you fucking kook!!!!

[prophet]

scotty your a farking fag, who cant surf. remember when you were out at allerton and didnt catch one wave. fucking kook

[scotty npt]

hahahahahahaha

what about this one.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/swilson104/surfing/146253737_436_6365_copy.jpg

[prophet]

wow did you just post that to try and make yourself look cool??? wow a shitty bottom turn on a chest high wave? come on your making yourself look like a idiot, and giving neast a bad name. please delete it.

[Gary B]

So where are you two n00bs from?

[luna-tic]

Probably Oxford st by the sounds of it. Bloody bowl prowlers I reckon.

[Donweather]

So where are you two n00bs from?Looking at the picture of old matey decked out like a seal and surfing small onshore crap, I'd be guessing northern hemisphere and more than likely North America. Just my guess however.


PBR mother fuckerActually pretty certain they're from north america now Gaz. PBR (http://www.pabstblueribbon.com)

[scotty npt]

Looking at the picture of old matey decked out like a seal and surfing small onshore crap, I'd be guessing northern hemisphere and more than likely North America. Just my guess however.

Actually pretty certain they're from north america now Gaz. PBR (http://www.pabstblueribbon.com)



what are you talking about you ausie kooks.

that is a rediculous shot.

[Darryn Patch]

Not as bad as the shot they have of you taking it up the ass from a 3 foot dwarf in a gimp suit, and you look like your enjoying it.


Get back to San Fran you hemphrodite

[LeahD]

Probably Oxford st by the sounds of it. Bloody bowl prowlers I reckon.

By the way you talk, I reckon you look something like this.
http://www.stanford.edu/~bckerr/about/Hick.jpg

[george]

BWAHAHAHAHAH

LeahD has posted a shot of Scotty from her private collection ....

Aint one of us.. check the shit beer BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[northathegoldy]

i reckon i'd be lucky to surf that stretch 1 or 2 times a year now............at the start of the year my brother and i got out there at dark and there was still 5 blokes out, got about 4 waves and it was all over, just float to greenmount and hope to get lucky.............apart from the inconsistency fucken glad i'm up the sunnycoast these days, always find a wave to yourself