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exbunobooga
14/11/2005, 08:55 AM
Well as most of you who obsess over me would know I drove down to Yamba Friday night after work to get away from the coast, score some waves, get some rewts and check out the place. After missing my turnoff and driving a further 20 minutes I was pissed off, tired, hungry and getting ready to ram this muther fcuker around some elderly people. Finally get my shit sorted and im having drinks at this chicks place while laying out some smooth as shit lines as only exbuno can do. After getting well trollyed I retire early as tomorrow (and the surf) awaits.

Saturday: Got up pretty early about 7am QLD time (been getting 4 –5 hours sleep a night during the week so I need to sleep in a little) had some breaky and got the chick to take me to all the breaks she knew of. Waves were around 2ft with the odd bigger one but fairly consistent at this beachy we drove past. At the top of the headland there’s a reef that looked the goods with solid waves and a dry end section. This is probably the wave that gets discussed here (the one out from the pub).

Checked out some other places but the swell wasn’t really pumping enough for it to be working well. I must say though that Yamba has a shitload of potential (as did angarie), heaps of reefs and ledges, good banks and best of all hardly anyone out. Decided to surf that reef out from the pub, were about 4 other boogers out, one with an underwater camera set-up. Pretty fcuking sketchy surfing low tide break for the first time that’s shutting down. I now realise im an uber kook as these groms are going hard. Scored a few rides, and im pissed I didn’t go deeper. Not surfing for so long with no reefs has made me much more of a pussy.

After all this the chicks housemate finished work and we all got drunk and blazed and they showed me all the little towns and places to see. I think we were driving around for 3 hours. I was to messy to do anything that night so I passed out at 9.30 and woke up at 9! Holy shit I slept for ages. Checked the surf again but it had dropped off more and the wind was up, just went for a body bash at a beachy for some fun.

We had some lunch at this small town (if you could call it that). It was a pub and a general store (population 380), where the only way in was to drive on a ferry and it takes you across, pretty fcuking cool I thought. After this we drive out to brooms head, it’s a little holiday town with a few houses a caravan park and this lookout. Now one of the girls decides we should go out to this other camping place, Sandown I think it was called, can’t really remember. Its out on a river mouth and the fishing would be sic. I wasn’t really in the mood for more driving but im glad we did. There was this lone brumby standing there by the road. Was a patchy brown and white, real cool seeing this as ive never seen a wild horse before. As the story goes, this horse playa had a bunch of ho’s (we’ll call them mares) but there was a fire and god layed out his pimp hand down taking out all the mares. Now this horse just bums around eating grass looking for pussy.

Its late arvo now, I go for a swim in the pool, tag that chick one more time and head on my way back to the coast where im greeted by my dumbass housemates giving me shit about going all that way for a chick. While part of the reason was for her (she has been up here to see me and go clubbing so I returned the favour) I mainly did it for myself. I wanted out of the drunken haze of surfers, the monotonous clubbing night after night spending money for a hangover - not all experiences should consist of this. They missed out not I.

I had an awesome time, seeing all these little towns, checking out all the mad breaks, getting blazed driving around meeting some cool people.

Yamba fcuking rocks.

sunnycoastbooger
14/11/2005, 09:20 AM
sounds good man. dunno how u spend so much time livin and goin out in surfers. i get over the place real quick

exbunobooga
14/11/2005, 09:43 AM
Yeah it can get old but coming from a small town with stuff all girls surfers is can be like heaven. Plus not having a gf I get randy and want box so I have to go out. I was just over the whole cycle and needed to get away for a while, had a mad time.

Fisheye
14/11/2005, 09:56 AM
if this SE swell arrives thursday i will probably make the trip to yamba

Ron Jeremy
14/11/2005, 11:23 AM
its poo if the winds are also from the south down there. only spookies really works but if you get it you will be cheering

what_a_bogan
14/11/2005, 12:33 PM
sounds like fun exno

exbunobooga
14/11/2005, 12:38 PM
yeah man it was fcuking sic seeing all these little towns. If I just went by myself I would of never seen everything they showed me. Ill probly go down again some time when the swell is bigger.

I might be up in the sunshine coast in a couple of weeks. Good shit checking out the coast aye.

Slick
14/11/2005, 07:45 PM
sounds good man. dunno how u spend so much time livin and goin out in surfers. i get over the place real quick

sunnycoast i was up ur way for a game on sat. played at maroochydore, stayed at bli bli with mates. we went out sat night to zachary's and friday's or watever its called on the wharf. not bad but definetly an experience compared to brisbane. didnt like the 1:30am lock down, nor the 3am kick out.

sunnycoastbooger
14/11/2005, 08:03 PM
yeh sunnycoast is pretty crap for goin out. sometimes ok. valley is the best, especially cause of the bands that play there

Booger
14/11/2005, 08:37 PM
Yeah the valley is mad if your pingin of your nuts like every other drug fvcked person there.

Gary B
14/11/2005, 09:02 PM
Not all Valley peeps are ping'n Booger.

Booger
14/11/2005, 09:05 PM
Fark off. I'd go about 90% of the people are on the E.

wcassidy50
14/11/2005, 09:21 PM
plenty of loser ping-heads at monastery, empire, fringe etc. plenty of booze hounds but booger at depot, rics etc where the music isn't at 100 beats/sec

Joshstar
14/11/2005, 10:38 PM
Dude exbuno you just won the prize for the forums longest post, seriously.

nugget
14/11/2005, 10:44 PM
man that post was like 700 words. how long did it take???

Joshstar
14/11/2005, 10:54 PM
Haha you counted them?.. if anyone can tell me exactly how many letters.. not words there were Ill give them a Surf Machine 8)

Ron Jeremy
14/11/2005, 10:59 PM
yeh love the rics. i know half of those goons at the monastery. they are gunna be skats when they are older.

Ron Jeremy
14/11/2005, 11:00 PM
2688. give me a flowrider.

exbunobooga
15/11/2005, 07:14 AM
man that post was like 700 words. how long did it take???

Around 15mins I think. Working at a computer all day im ok at typing now. Besides, id rather give out a semi detailed description of the weekends events for all to enjoy

Joshstar
15/11/2005, 10:49 AM
Ron cut and paste into word and do a character count eh? ;)

muggo
15/11/2005, 02:27 PM
looks like u owe the man a wave machine...

sunnycoastbooger
15/11/2005, 03:12 PM
yeh big % of valley are ping heads, but not all

camlarn
15/11/2005, 04:39 PM
And all of you are clean living Christian boys I bet!?!?!??!

Fisheye
15/11/2005, 04:47 PM
sif u would

yewwww!
15/11/2005, 06:43 PM
2688. give me a flowrider.
your kidding ya self mate. its 3024. then plus the title 3028. now josh give me my farken flow rider.

shaun
15/11/2005, 07:12 PM
i counted 3082.. 3086 including title...

I included his signature..i win, where do i collect my flowrider hahah

yewwww!
15/11/2005, 07:27 PM
yeah well i was going to do that, but then if your going to do that, u mas a well include his name, number of posts and that little box that says when he posed it and the post subject. so if we do THAT, it is now 3194. so josh, i would like my flowrider right about now....

muggo
15/11/2005, 07:40 PM
cmon guys I'm sure he was only kidding, i'd be a tight carnt too if i made $20 a week...

yewwww!
15/11/2005, 08:27 PM
$20 a week!!!!! fark i wish. $0 i make at the moment champ. but money off my parents, usually ranges about $15 a week. some times more some times less. you get used to drinking goon and passion pop. and buying lunch from crazy clarkes.... they usually have cookies going for under $1 a packet, which is usually enough for the day.

muggo
15/11/2005, 08:32 PM
haha just get a job ya bum... goon is golden no matter what your budget, can't go past the value... goes good in a punch

Booger
15/11/2005, 08:37 PM
You can go right past the value. Id rather drink water out of the seaway than that shit. Passion pop is pathetic as well.

sunnycoastbooger
15/11/2005, 08:39 PM
fuk the goon

Ron Jeremy
15/11/2005, 08:58 PM
ya cant make goon taste good no matter what ya put with it.

haha ya carnts i didnt even count. just got the ball rolling so someone would actually be stupid enough to do it.

Joshstar
15/11/2005, 10:44 PM
haha just get a job ya bum... goon is golden no matter what your budget, can't go past the value... goes good in a punch

hahaha you funny carnt. Nah but goon is full of vitamins its so good. I drank passion pop original last weekend and laid a liquid green poo on the straddie rocks at 5:15 in the morning.. i really dont recommend you drink it. I dont like urninating from the anal, so not cool.

Ron Jeremy
15/11/2005, 11:23 PM
ahaha, i always drop a shit on the rocks after i paddle over, something about the paddling action must get ya guts ready to squirt the turtle.

sunnycoastbooger
16/11/2005, 10:50 AM
Joshstar Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:44 pm Post subject:

dont like urninating from the anal, so not cool.



dont go to indo then mate

yewwww!
16/11/2005, 08:40 PM
haha just get a job ya bum... goon is golden no matter what your budget, can't go past the value... goes good in a punch

hahaha you funny carnt. Nah but goon is full of vitamins its so good. I drank passion pop original last weekend and laid a liquid green poo on the straddie rocks at 5:15 in the morning.. i really dont recommend you drink it. I dont like urninating from the anal, so not cool.
so do i pick the flowrider up next week or what?

Joshstar
17/11/2005, 01:43 PM
Oh I'll give you something to flowride mate