Getting caught

[what_a_bogan]

ahahah has anyone ever been caught tossen off from your mum or dad? Just got walked in by both of them had the porno cranking hand on my cock fuck it was funny

[exbunobooga]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!! that was the funniest shit ive read all day hahaha!!!! spewing for you man. Ive been close a few times though and im sure they knew what was going on. Never had the olds walk in on me partaking in some hand to gland combat.

[Ezza]

Haha not my mum or dad but got caught by my grandma once lol, i was hoping after that she was to blind to see what was going on

[Schnell]

Yeah got caught by nan once and she showed me what I was doing wrong. She may be 95 but fuk she gives a good wristy!

[camlarn]

Nice call Schnell.

Never been busted by the parents whilst giving it a choke when I was still living at home but my Mum did walk in my first time eating pussy when I was a young bloke - farking funny. She wanted me to get out of the room but I said I had a job to do. :D:D The girl was a little embarassed after that though! :D

My wife has walked in on me beating off - I told her to help or get out.

[Ezza]

[quote="camlarn"]

My wife has walked in on me beating off - I told her to help or get out.

Isnt she giving you enough cam

[camlarn]

Spot the non married bloke hey Ezza. A tip for those not in the know.

Wife <> SEX always.

We do what we have to do champ. ;)

[Booger]

Na cause its a bit of a role reversal when it comes to sex with cammy. He's wife has the pecs, Cammy has the boobs, so he has to think and have a bit of a whack pretending to smash some girls.

[yewwww!]

nar i've been walked in on once by me old man. he just walked straight out, didnt say anything.

but hows this shit. my mate was fucking this chick in her dads bed. he wasnt ment to be home for like a few hours, but he was going hard on her, had her bent over and everything, when her old man walked in. he went farken nuts, just grabbed him by the arm, dragged him down the stairs, threw him out the door with his clothes (he was still naked) and told him if he ever comes around again he'll slit his throat. hahahhahahhahaa hows that shit aye. getting caught by ya bitches dad, fuken his daughter in his own bed.

[Booger]

I was tappin some chick and I ended up sleeping at her house. In the morning we were playin hide the sausage and her Mum walks straight in and was askin how our night was, then she relised and said after you's have finshed I will cook you's some brekfast. I was stoked, a little awkward but still I was expecting her to go off her nuts.

[beachbum]

boags can u send me that password 2 that top porn site

[Joshstar]

Dude what do you need a password for?
Just use kazaa, limewire or bear share.. just type 'xxx nude' and youll be cranking a load out in no time.

[what_a_bogan]

Cause this is like 5 times better anyways yer i was pretty f.ucking embarresd lol.

[masta]

hahah funny stories!

i have this mate and hes fukin huge, like 6"8 built like a tank. anyways hes at his puta loookin at porn with his pants round the ankles.

btw they got one of them computer desks with a tray keyboard.

hes got the door locked and he was in there for like 15 mins. so his mum starts knocking on the door,, so he pretends she aind there cause hes so close to finishing, she keeps knocking and he just wants to finish real quick so he keeps going...

after 30secs of knocking and just as hes about to finish onto a piece of tissue, she yells out "are you ok in there" ,,, and quick as fark he jumps up forgetting about the tray, knocks over the entire desk and the compuer smashes onto the floor - the screen cracks he falls over the chair and a load of jizz on the keyboard.

then the father and mother are at the door banging like crazy... and the sister is trying to get in through his window cause they rekon somethings real wrong. too farkin funny! he never explained what he said to his olds though after that....

hes also been caught pissing in his hallway after a massive night on the piss, his mum dad and sister all heard this noise in the hallway and all came out...

hes also recieved a parking ticket while doin his missus in the back seat - bloody $75 for a root!

[camlarn]

Na cause its a bit of a role reversal when it comes to sex with cammy. He's wife has the pecs, Cammy has the boobs, so he has to think and have a bit of a whack pretending to smash some girls.

Fark me that was shite even for you Booger.

And are you gay and calling me Cammy is some sort of turn on to you? My Mrs calls me Cammy when she is being affectionate - are you looking for some Cam action perhaps because I can tell you it aint happening Booger brown dick.

Masta - nice story dude!!

[Joshstar]

I have a 12 inch black donkey dick. no joke

[camlarn]

What did you do with the rest of the black donkey once you removed it';s dick Josh? :p

[Joshstar]

Fed it to the guy in your avatar.

[camlarn]

Ahahaha nice one!! I don't think I want to know what you did with the 12inches you kept. :shock:

[Joshstar]

Fed it to myself. mMmMm

[Ezza]

gay ass :?

[Joshstar]

You love it buddy

[Booger]

yeah i love you cammy, you and your big fat moobs.

[camlarn]

I reckon you do champ - you have a bit of a moob fetish by the sounds of it.

It's cool - I don't mind having my nips sucked. :)

[Joshstar]

*shudder*
I have hair on my nips

[what_a_bogan]

*shudder*
I have hair on my nips

*shudder*
I need hair on my nips :(

[camlarn]

*shudder*

I think I have too much hair on my nips - I could do corn rows in that shit!

Perhaps there is a market on B'Cam for me to sell nipple hair pieces?

[Jb]

same i've got mine in dreadies

[Ezza]

Thats wrong

[Joshstar]

Tried to shave mine off but sliced the tip of my nip off. lots of blood.

[camlarn]

Wax that shit nigger - or if you have hardened nips (which any good surfer should have) grab a bottle of Nair cream - roll it on and wipe the hair off!! Too easy!

**Disclaimer** - on the bottle it says not for use on face and peri-anal regions so don't go trying to clean your sack or crack with it as you may burn yourself a new one - this shit basically dissolves hair. :shock:

[Joshstar]

Farkkkkkk thattttttttttt

[camlarn]

I just re-read my post - fark that sounds like some metro shit doesn't it!! Hahaha......for the record I don't Nair. Haha!

Josh you're a pussy - now get home and burn that nipple hair off with a match. ;)

[Booger]

did u use it on your nuts ol cammy boy.

[yewwww!]

my mate did and said it was fine. josh u must be a fair munt to cut ya nipple when ya shaved it. i used to shave mine but now i just wax it. it hardly even hurts and the bitches love it. none of this hairy nipple shit for me.

[what_a_bogan]

metro fags

[sunnycoastbooger]

fuken hate mteros, but i agree with yewww. the chicks dig the shit and hate hairy chested kunts

[Booger]

Not when you have a rug like me. They love runnin thier hands though the shit.

[Joshstar]

Is it like a soft feather pillow?

[camlarn]

Booger - nah man I would not put that shit anywhere near my nuts to be honest. If something says don't rub it on your nuts or arse there is probably a damn good reason! ;)

[Joshstar]

Ohhh painful

[Ezza]

Full body wax fellas! Chiks did it

[exbunobooga]

I keep my chest hair trimmed down, otherwise I look like a fvckin gorrila. I did a wax job one time but I got all these pimple things so fvck that off. Might go get a pro job done and see how that goes, so shit looking like an ape man.

[Joshstar]

Mazey jsut started growing facial hair he is so stoked