Problems bodyboarders face when talking to girls

[exbunobooga]

Its happened twice this week. The chick I was with on the weekend caught on that we surf and then asked if I bodyboard (at least she didnt say boogie board lol) or ride a surfboard. Im like oh shit, think quick exbuno, you want to sound as fucking awsome as possible. I gave her a story of how I been boogin for years in WA but im getting into surfing here because the waves are pretty small (so I sound like I know my shit 8) )and easy to learn, compared to margs where its always massive and the reefs are better on a bodyboard - did this so I sound like a hellman 8) 8) she ate this shit up but then told me how her dad who stands up reckons bodyboarders are shithouse. Fvck you dad, I nailed your daughter

Happened again at the prince albert last night. Gave her the same story but she says that she knows theres skill involved but surfing is just way better :roll: So instead of driving my elbow into her skull I have to go along with her because I want to get in her fur pocket.

Has this shit happened to you boys before? Its starting to happen alot now and its getting annoying. What do you day, or what are your tactics for making bodyboarding sound better than what girls think?

[camlarn]

Aren't all body boarders gay anyway??? Hahahahhah!! Jokes!

Wicked story as always exbuno - perhaps just feed them the line that you do both depending on the waves you are surfing etc. We will all know you are a lying lie down homo but should still get you a drink of white wine from the furry cup. ;)

[Fisheye]

exbunno whats wrong with you mate???

In the latest dolly it recommends girls to go out with bodyboarders because they have more fun and that surfers are stuck up!

When chicks ask me im like pfff, im a man, I bodyboard baby, im no stand up fag.

Even though i dont mind stand ups, i just say it to shut the girl down straight away and the chicks dig the confidence, im not ashamed of being a bodyboarder and either should you. And in my experience most chicks who claim stand-ups are posers who carry their boards around all surfers all day and not even get in the water. Hooking up with chicks like that is like a negative hook-up.

I might be bias because my chick is a booger.

[sunnycoastbooger]

EXBUNO THE SELL OUT.

[exbunobooga]

yes I was waiting for this hahaha. Im not a sell out but its a known fact that girls dont know shit about anything. They think bodyboarding is 2 hands upfront with your chin on the nose bussing it to shore. Some of the story is true though, I am wanting to get more into surfing when its upto 3ft or so for something different. I was just asking what you guys do when pussy is on the line and the fate of wetting your dick depends on if your a booger or surfer - well maybe not that dramatic but you get my drift.

[what_a_bogan]

Dont get stuck up now ex

[Fisheye]

exbunno. When your a true pimpn mack daddy dizzle, it dont matter what u ride baby. Its all about the perm and your fur jacket.

Like napoleon dynamite said, sometimes u just need da skillz.

[sunnycoastbooger]

alot of coast chicks know heaps about booging so they arnt like that. its all the westy moles. and if one was raggin on boogers, then i would rag on her. fuk man it sounds like ur taking up a standup for the image thing, xfactor might be able to give u some pointers

[exbunobooga]

true true. I missed out on alot from having a chick, so now I gotta put in the hard yards to get my mojo back up to scratch. Never going steady again haha

[exbunobooga]

fuck no im not getting into it for the image! If I was I wouldnt be getting a mini mal

Ill just zip up my flame suit now for saying that

[beck]

hahah napolean dyanmite best movie ever

like nunjuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills

[camlarn]

firetruck no im not getting into it for the image! If I was I wouldnt be getting a mini mal

Ill just zip up my flame suit now for saying that

Did I just read that right????? :shock:

Just happens I have a spare 7'4 lying around too.......

[sunnycoastbooger]

good snap it into 3 peices, im sure it will fit in the garbage bin nicely

[Booger]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


anyway most chicks dont give a shit if your on the boog or on stand up or on a scooter just as long as your tanned that couldnt give a shit. Its just like saying girls talking about the shit the usually do i just zone out and i can imagine they do the same. Bascially if your tanned and they looking to be smashed they couldn't care if you drive a volvo or ride a aircraft carrier.

[Joshstar]

Hahahahha that post made my day, gold noel gold.

[camlarn]

Hahaha Boogers finally learnt a bit of subtlety - nice post bloke! ;)

sunnycoast you're still an arse clown......but nice call. :p

[masta]

HAHAH too true,,,, although i have a chick and im forcing her to enjoy boogin, but its lookin like surfing will be easy for her though - easy to paddle.

but i know what you mean ,,, its just cause some people still think its all about those little foam boards in the whitewater going straight like when you were a little little kiddie

little do they know, and id prefere them to think im a pussy then come crowd the waves.

[Booger]

Haha oi masta is she into skylines and shit like that. Let me guess she has a playboy sticker on her car.

[cheguevara]

i straight up say that im a bodyboarder and if she doesnt like that then fuck that groupie slut

on another topic i hate chicks that say that they bodyboard or surf they are usually the biggest groupies..piss me off...there all like aww yer i surf, i got a new board the otehr day..i went to teh beach once but the water was cold so i just layed and got a tan...and most of the time its the ugly slags that are just trying to think they are better by surfing..

[JRsurfer]

Most the chicks who surf, and actually surf, not just carry a board around to be cool are mutt neway, with a few exceptions, and they are usually fucken crazy bitches in the surf and if u even look like your thinkin of droppin in on them or something they fucken cut loose and give u a mouth full. Its happend to me a few times, some of them are worse than most the blokes i reckon.

[benny d]

today i drove around checking out lineups to find a place to surf and not once did i see a bodyboarder...and out at the place i surfed there was about 10-15 guys...all shortboarders, like it should be. ahhh bliss, i love vicco

[what_a_bogan]

Come up here for a holiday not a booger in miles....... :shock:

[sunnycoastbooger]

camlarn Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject:

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Hahaha Boogers finally learnt a bit of subtlety - nice post bloke!

sunnycoast you're still an arse clown......but nice call. :p





ass clown i can take. beats being a middle aged, mal riding, volvo driving, scooter riding fat fella


benny d Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject:

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today i drove around checking out lineups to find a place to surf and not once did i see a bodyboarder...and out at the place i surfed there was about 10-15 guys...all shortboarders, like it should be. ahhh bliss, i love vicco


and ur wat we call a brizzo up here, im sure the locals down there hate u as much as we hate brizzos

[camlarn]

Hahaha no more scooter....some cock bought it!! And fark middle age isn't until 40 so another 11 yrs for me!! :shock: :lol:

[benny d]

[quote]and ur wat we call a brizzo up here, im sure the locals down there hate u as much as we hate brizzos

i think that most locals dont like people coming to surf waves of theirs obviously...even if they live in the next town, let alone a city.

i reckon goldy locals would hate brizzos more cos of how crowded the waves already are, and yes locals down here dont really like melb ppl but who can really tell if they're good enough surfers?

[Booger]

Shut up you westy blow in.

[Ron Jeremy]

id lie to a chick for a rewt. i told a chick that she could stay at my place for the night but after i caned her i called a cab and kicked the bitch out.

[masta]

"Haha oi masta is she into skylines and shit like that. Let me guess she has a playboy sticker on her car."

yeah booger, she does drive a skyline. but no playboy sticker, just a little red devil.

i love driving 1 hr to go for a surf, it rules!!! i get to mingle with all the awsome surfers from the gold coast!! i think most of them are pro's, but im not sure

[Gary B]

Ronny you D man. :wink:

If ya can't face a chick and tell em you boog then ya sad fucks

Be proud of ya gut sliding, stand up for laying down!!
Tell her ya a better root cause ya can lay down and not go to sleep cause ya do it all day.

Seriously tho, why would ya want to be with a shlarpa that makes ya feel like a dick cause ya boog, tell em to get fucked, then smash the arse outa one of her mates.

[WJB]

[quote="exbunobooga"] then told me how her dad who stands up reckons bodyboarders are shithouse. [quote]

i bet her dad is an old fat piece of shit, who wears a bright yellow wetsuit and rides a 30 year old mal and jus drops in and bails his board down every wave. then he recons he is hardcore cause he can stand up, and say boogers are Shithouse. can you please knock on her door make sure the dad ansewers and head but him for me.
thanks

[exbunobooga]

hahaha you guys are getting worked up over nothing. I was just saying what two chicks were dribbling and asked what you boys say when faced with this delema lol, such controversy.

[sunnycoastbooger]

camlarn
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject:

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Hahaha no more scooter....some cock bought it!! And fark middle age isn't until 40 so another 11 yrs for me!!
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and exbuno, this thread still pisses me off

[exbunobooga]

ease up cheif hahaha have some cones

[camlarn]

Hahaha - ahh sunnycoast I eagerly await the day I get to meet you as it will be piss funny to see an old fat mal rider like me drop such a tough cnut boogie boarder like yourself on you're arse.

[WJB]

hahahahaha

[sunnycoastbooger]

big cam, u may weigh alot because u are fat, think of me as weighing the same amount or more without being fat. in other words, i could knock the shit through u without even trying. but i wouldnt do it, cause i woulda wanna pick on an old helpless, mal riding prick. ah sorry i left fat outta that last part & volvo driving

[Booger]

oh and you can't forget about the scooter.

[sunnycoastbooger]

BREAKING NEWS..... he sold the little faget mobile

[Gary B]

Will you cockheads just get a room and get this shit over with!!
I'm sick to fucken death of you guys flirting with each other. fuck, suck and rim each other and move on pleazzz

[beachbum]

hey gary b can i flirt with u?

[Gary B]

hey gary b can i flirt with u?

Sure beachy if ya inta older men mate, no worries. Just I think ya a little young for me tho...

[sunnycoastbooger]

its all about the chase gaz

[Booger]

Wow the scooter is gone. Was it an old kunt like you.

[beachbum]

fair enuf gary b

[Joshstar]

Scooters can be fun but

[masta]

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[Jb]

goddddd thats like the 1000000000000 time thats been posted on here

[Joshstar]

Hahah so true. I think tub girl has been posted on here a few times to.. damn gross

[Booger]

its truly quite simple. masta is a complete tool dont read what he has to say.

[yewwww!]

Hahah so true. I think tub girl has been posted on here a few times to.. damn gross
has she? one of my mates put that as my backround on my desktop. moves my mouse when i got home to turn the screen on and old mate tub girl was staring at me. shitting EVERYWHERE.

[Joshstar]

Its 100% no doubts about it the MOST grossest thing on the internet, its just beyond belief someone out there is like that.. makes me physicaly sick

[muggo]

wtf r use on about?

[Joshstar]

http://www.answers.com/topic/list-of-shock-sites

try a few of those links hahahahahhahaha
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VIEWERS BEWARE.

[Fisheye]

are you dating jess redfern josh?

[Booger]

Is she under the legal age? if then yes then he is, if no hes aint into it.

[camlarn]

Booger - I sold it to your boyfriend champ.

[sunnycoastbooger]

hahah yeh ifs shes 14 fisheye, then josh would be gettin in for sure

glad u got rid of that scooter cam, u woulda looked fukin funny as. i can just picture this fat middle aged kunt riding down to burleigh on a moped with a big fukin mal under his arm. u woulda made so many people sick. u have made the world a better place by gettin rid of it. now just hide in your volvo with the tinted windows so nobody has to look at u

[Bodyboarda]

SCBooger, i dont think it was a moped i thought it was one of those like metal 1's with push bike tires that u need to push along with ur feet. And im not tryin to start anything cuz ill get ripped apon just like the original scooter thread.

[yewwww!]

new topic:
who shaves shit on them selves. like legs or chest or pubes or what ever?
josh looks like a pube shaver. probably so he can get in with the bitches he goes for, as they are yet to develop pubes.

[muggo]

waxed my chest first time ever the other day, its not that hairy but fvckin painful. dont think ill be doin that again! Just trim the pubes i reckon.

[Joshstar]

Hahaha your all so friggin suss aye
And zane yeah I am with jess redfern, thought you already knew that?? And shes not fvckin under 14 shes 20 this year....fuckers

[Gary B]

Fuck the waxing!! shite you guys are weird little critters...

Au naturale is da way to go. 70's porn style...yeahhh!!

[Fisheye]

yeah I just wanted to sus if you still were or not.

She is cool chick. I can vouch that she is 20.

[yewwww!]

yeah I just wanted to sus if you still were or not.

She is cool chick. I can vouch that she is 20.
fuck off she is. he tried to tell me that my friend was 19. too bad she was 14 at the time. nice joshie.

[Joshstar]

dude that was like over a year ago and she told me she was 18 she bloody looked it to. big deal *shrugs*

[Fisheye]

yewww's just cut because his girl is still on her baby teeth.

[sunnycoastbooger]

post a pic of jess so we can decide for ourselves

[camlarn]

Hahah you're one angry cnut sunnycoast!

And it was a push scooter but have a moped as well -ahahahahaha. Actually selling that too if you want it Sunnycoast as I am getting a real bike (FINALLY - fucken wives!)
50cc Typhoon with a 70cc big bore engine kit, race exhaust, gear up kit, clutch kit, kevlar drive belt. Cruises at 80-85kmh no probs and does kick arse wheelstands! :)

[Fisheye]

Yeah i got a drag bike as well. 50cc moped/scooter. Only pulls about 70, 80 down a hill. I use it to cruise around the val and the bang, to and from work. Probably go through $2 a week.

I wanna buy a toyota prius and hook it up to LPG. $2.50 per 100km.

Cam, you just need to stamp the alpha male authority down. Tell her if u want her opinion you will give it to her.

Probably only works for me but because my girl cant use sex against me.

[exbunobooga]

Fvck that shit man im so over having a girlfriend, heaps better being single. I suppose having a whack ex and working with a divorced guy does that to you hahaha. Might go to the PA and go the tune tonight 8)

[camlarn]

Fisheye - this thing goes over 100kmh down hills but will pull and easy 70-75 up 99% of hills around - it is fucken evil for a little scooter. Mine is just to ride to and from work as I farking hate sitting in traffic and can park for free in the basement at work. :)

As for the stamp the authority part - I don't have time to argue so I'll just replace her if she gets too lippy. ;)

[sunnycoastbooger]

yeh i suppose she only cost $2 and a one way plane ticket. u could just send her back and get another one cam

[camlarn]

sunnycoast that's no way to talk about your mother.

[Bodyboarda]

Yeh Cam, goin inbetween the cars wen the traffics long, just gotta smoke em. Is ya scooter quick enuf from a standin start to beat an average car though? or does it take a while to reach its limit

[camlarn]

The trick with my bike on take off (although you don't have to to get away quick just this way is more fun) is to grab a handful of brake and then give it some throttle until 1st engages (auto box) - hold it there right on the take off point with the brakes on and wait for the lights to go green - it can smoke cars no probs and if stalled up and launched right has been known to lift the front wheel and will beat a bigger bike at least across the lights! :lol:

So what do any of you girls know about road bikes as I am getting a 250 of some description but happy to hear any first hand factual knowledge if you have it! And to beat sunnycoast too it no I am not too fat to ride something as small as a 250. Hahahahahaha.

[sunnycoastbooger]

250's are for women. thats what u see chicks riding round on

[camlarn]

Useful input as always knob-end - well done.

So you ride a thou' I am guessing?

[Slick]

oi sunnycoast im up ur way this weekend wanna show me round.


i should hope not fag.

[Booger]

That was terrible.

[sunnycoastbooger]

hahahahaha, i could show u a good place to jump if u wanna end it quickly brisso

[SBL]

hahahahaha cutting you just got slammed.


Pete

[straddiekook]

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[Gary B]

Dun think the boy "got slammed" mate. Was really a piss poor effort I reckon.

Ah well you guys are easily ownd i spose

[Bodyboarda]

plz tell me wat cutting ment to say cuz i dont think even he can produce such bullshit.

[Joshstar]

Hahahahhaha thats gold

[Slick]

you would be surprised wat sorta bullshit i can come up with, i know i am.

[Slick]

its been a while since i graced these forums. i see booger and sunnycoast are still trying to burn on youngsters. although since i have been gone ive been informed by 4207 that booger's sister is tighter than a photo finish?

[sunnycoastbooger]

that was shitter than ur first call fag

[Booger]

your sad cutting. I dont have a sister.

[yewwww!]

he just fantacises about it whe he touching some chick. "oh yeah, blood relation to booger." then off he goes and blows in his pants. thats the real story.

[Bodyboarda]

geez cutting u seem to be higher then kate moss.

[Slick]

yeah i wonder wat has got into me now i have started posting on this thing again... i mean normal informative posts arent really worth it when u got dumb pricks reading them and scratching their heads trying to work out wtf was just said.

[Gary B]

yeah i wonder wat has got into me now i have started posting on this thing again... i mean normal informative posts arent really worth it when u got dumb pricks reading them and scratching their heads trying to work out wtf was just said.

Sor right mate, I understood ya.
Jus wasn't dat funny is all, good try tho.
Keep it up champ. :wink: